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MOPPING UP ATER CHILDBIRTH - MN NEEDS SOME HELP

56 replies

NotCod · 29/09/2008 17:59

GOD WHATS IT? a virtual labour

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WhereTheWildThingsWere · 29/09/2008 18:00

Pardon?

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:01

Oi! What are you doing here, this is our bit?

liahgen · 29/09/2008 18:01

[what]

NotCod · 29/09/2008 18:01

LOLol am teasing
how is my costa rica trip?

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 29/09/2008 18:01

[another what]

avenanap · 29/09/2008 18:02

and my hamper? (you know you want to give it to me, ohh, yes you do!)

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:02

Bog off out of here !

Flamesparrow · 29/09/2008 18:03
avenanap · 29/09/2008 18:04

There's 2!

Ive never had a hamper. Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeee!

piratecat · 29/09/2008 18:04

just breathe thru them luv

littlelapin · 29/09/2008 18:05

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Flamesparrow · 29/09/2008 18:05

Oh ok, one each

I'll end up with the bloody trip now won't I??

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:06

Increasingly I feel that I have absolutely no idea what you are all talking about...

NotCod · 29/09/2008 18:06

mn keep startign these htreads

i htink we are almost thtourhg labour now.

next willbe "naming youer baby mn needs your help"

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AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:07

I know what she's talking about - all my threads asking for quotes - and yes, by the time I've finished it will feel as though I've been in labour for weeks and ripped to shreds in the process.

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:07

Oh I see - would hampers help? Hampers all round!

AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:07

And you are so wrong - we have pain relief, caesarians and all sorts of other gory stuff to get through first.

littlelapin · 29/09/2008 18:07

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NotCod · 29/09/2008 18:08

heheh eme and abby

" mn needs your "h was a tosser during labour quotes"

arf

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avenanap · 29/09/2008 18:08

can I stay for a while, I'm sick of rocking horse threads.

Hamper!!!!

Flamesparrow · 29/09/2008 18:09

hampers (with much wine coffee and cheese) would go a long way.

Oh and a new xmas do venue please

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:09

Have we lost our venue ?

avenanap · 29/09/2008 18:09

Don't forget the chocolate flame. CHOCOLATE!!!

willow · 29/09/2008 18:12

I do recall turning around to see DH having a try of the G&A and just yelling "FFS"

PortAndLemon · 29/09/2008 18:14

Venue has had licence suspended after a shooting incident, Justine, and we won't know if it gets it back until November, I think.

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