AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

[YetARRGHnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

That is wonderful news. Please can you also send a new Kia Rio for Thigh @MNHQ.

HURRAH!

Thanks MNHQ , just one last tiny thing:

Please, please, please send a Kia for Thigh as well, she really, really needs a new one now and she's been very good lately? xxxxx

@YetARRGHnotherBeckyMumsnet please can I have a prize? I've been really really really trying, it's very hard for me. I'll have anything, I'm so feeling so unloved right now. Plus i hate being on lockdown which is what you done to me.

I'll take anything but ideally a car or a lot of money would be great. But, you must have something.

Please!!! She's even following the rulez an everything!!

Oh Dangly why does @mnhq love literally everyone but me? At first I thought it was jealousy, now i think it's disdain. They're not angry, just disappointed

PLEASE!

Huh, well I've been good and it hasn't worked.

@mnhq LOOK!! You MUST show Thigh some love asap! She's desperate for it! Her EYES are VOMITING with GRIEF!

Show her some LOVE!!!!!

Ps. A new car would be very loving of you!

She might just as well be naughty then!

No it isn't Josepheen it's allowed! In fact it's encouraged .

We won some Ikea sharks by pleading!

Yeah Jo and I've got a cough.

We ARE the fraud squad!

Well the thraud squad anyway!

Has your £2m cheque been handed over yet Dangles? I mean, you deserve that for your name change.

The cheque hasn't arrived yet Thigh. Maybe MNHQ are planning to make easy monthly payments by direct debit?

Can you pay our mortgages MNHQ? I'd be SO much happier without the mortgage to pay, I just know it!

I want it paid off in one chunk so I don't have to mind my manners for the rest of my fucking life innit.

MN won't let us down, it'll be an island at the very least.

Thighs I am so confused. Are you many people with one voice like Legion or one person with many voices like a Hydra?

Circe that's a very interesting question, we haven't worked that out yet. Come and live with us, you clearly have a strong Inner Thigh.

DANGLY! collect this one.

Oh no thank you! I've been peeping at you guys from a safe distance and have the ipacac syrup to hand just in case. I think I'm definitely an upper body sort myself.

ipecac

Wait there Circle, I'll just do some studies and then consult my higher self during a guided meditation with a Tibetan monk and then I'll be fully equipped to answer your question.

I warn you, the answer will be so profound it will blow your mind! 🤯

Ok the answer has arrived from the highest realms of consciousness, we are many people, with many voices, but we channel The Thighway 'as one'.