AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

[YetARRGHnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

Yes maybe it'll require a fork lift truck!

I hope it's diamonds!!

Have you checked everywhere DT? A missed call, a delivery note, an email? There's got to be something, anything!

Please! Can everyone check everywhere for Dangly's present, we're relying on it.

I just looked up the chimney ... nothing!

I hope they haven’t used Hermes. Have you checked with any non-adjacent neighbours?

Did they definitely say they would give you the prize Dangles? Is there anything ambiguous in the email? Do you have to send money first to cover the postage? Do you have to send it by Western Union? If you're being lovebombed i have to say it's subtle.

I've just checked, they haven't sent me an email either. Because of your arse worries and not tipping you over the edge.

PLEASE! WE'RE NOT OK

At his rate we’re going to miss Hamilton.

We're DROWNING in our own disappointment!!!

We might miss Hamilton!

We're CHOKING !!!!

HELP US!!!

It is Thigh, it's love-bombing!!!

I've been love-bombed and then devalued!!!

Where are the fucking prizes??
Shall we get the ombudsman involved? You might get compensation for the stress and everything and then we get the island fair and square.

TTT yes let's take legal action now! Enough is enough!

Call the police!! 999! None of that cissy 101! It's a genuine emergency!

I think we're not getting the prize because we are just being soooo easy going about it!

Perhaps we should try to be more dramatic?

Have you been triggered DT?

I have been TRIGGERED TL!!!

I'm having an attack!!! 😩

Ps. How much compo money for 'triggered' ?

Have you checked your bank balance Dangles? Have you checked with your farmer? Is there a post office, have they sent it poste restante? Have you been contacted by anyone suspicious? Have you seen a man in a trilby?

Have you seen any vehicles at all? Any leaflets?

WHY we stopped storming. I'm so sorry Dangly, PLEASE, PLEASE @mnhq don't punish my friend for my badness.

Yet again Dangly, it truly is all about me.

Esben has intercepted the prizes.

Oh Dog, not Esben i thought you were on cock kicking duty?

Where's the cash? Where's our stuff? We've been ghosted.

Today's the day! I can feel it. Don't leave the house DT. They are coming with shit loads of prizes.

I'm staying in! I feel lucky!

ooh, Dangly, so exciting! Make sure you don't stray far from the front door. Have you checked your doorbell is working? You don't want to miss them.

@DanglyWitchesTitofThigh - your prize should be with you next week and we'll PM you a tracking number.