AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

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Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

I'd like to see a Matthew Bourne ballet, accessible art for people who aren't as clever as they imagine people imagine they are.

MN - can you get Matthew Bourne to do a new ballet and give us tickets to that. Wide seats please.

They are £250 apparently Thigh but money will be no object when I receive the winners cheque, Thigh we can ALL have two seats each and watch Hamilton together, and we can afford to pay to be hoisted in from above!

Yes I am having wine within wine within wine in my flask!

If we're going to the theatre, i shall buy a new hat.

I'm not coming to the ballet! I did ballet as a child and so I will be sitting there thinking 'It shoulda been me!'

Nothing worse than ballet envy!

New hats all round Dog, now we have hit the big-time!

It'll be like Ascot Ladies Day in there!

Dog will it be a view blocker? I hope you’ve booked the aisle seat on the back row in the neighbouring building. Or are you going to book a column of seats behind you?

They are £250 you know.

I don’t want to go to ballet. It’s so boring. Let’s go to breakdancing instead.

Yeah let's go breakdancing! It's free in shopping malls!

(Do they still do it in shopping malls? I shop on Amazon only)

That was in the old days DT. You can see it at the theatre now.

What? Why isn't there cool breakdancing in a circle with a ghetto blaster that's very big carried on a cool kid's shoulder?

I don't want to see breakdancing I want to do breakdancing!

But then breakdancing might break me!

Too funny.

I'm not breakdancing, fuck that. WHERE'S THE PRIZE.

WHERE'S THE STASH

Fucking fake prize.

GIVE US THE PRIZE NOW, WHY HAVE YOU LIED TO US

Obviously by "us" I mean Dangly. This is what comes of being too nice.

Sssshh! Thigh come back home and we'll plan our battle strategy!

It’s lucky they don’t know where we live.

They'll never find us TL we are stealth .

Never ever ever tell them about the shark 🦈

What shark? Oh, you mean that old whale thing? There’s no shark.

Nope, definitely no sharks around here!

No prizes, either, it seems.

Postman has been! Walked straight past my house!

Maybe MNHQ are saving up for our island now they know that's what we really want?

I wouldn't be wasting my time watching for the postman, it's bound to need a large delivery vehicle.