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Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

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CarpeVinum · 21/12/2013 23:47

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

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BoreOfWhabylon · 28/12/2013 23:51

Carpe, Tim Farron is Pres of Lib Dems.

Er, what nice lady married to a David? VictoriaBeckham? Confused

DrankSangriaInThePark · 28/12/2013 23:55

Victoria yes, Beckham no! Coren.

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 23:56

Victoria C...msomething.

Apparently she doesn't like Mumsnet or Hemming,mso I wtitted "John Hemming v Mumsnet Smackdown Xmas 2013 " and the limk.

Thought might tcatch her attention with two things dpshe doesn't like.

Thakns for info re Tim F. will ipdate blog post as soon as blogger ..lets me. Is hating iPad tonight.

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CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 00:02

Hey! I talked to New Nicks secretary/helper/intern on the phine?

I feel importsnt now.

I hobnobed ! Ish.

So if he is the president, who is the whip ? Maybe I shpuld tweet him. Cos Tim (I consider him a first name terms friend, ai think he thinks I am a tweety stalker) tweeted to say all the "dossier" had been handed to the whip. So he is tweetable too ?

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WestmorlandPigInBlanket · 29/12/2013 00:28

Don Foster. Lib Dem MP for Bath

CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 00:38
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WestmorlandPigInBlanket · 29/12/2013 00:40

Mark Hunter Lib Dem MP for Cheedle and Jenny Willott Lib Dem MP for Cardif central are both assistant whips

WestmorlandPigInBlanket · 29/12/2013 00:41

all three of them have twitter accounts

CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 00:42

Doundnhim! And tweeted.

Any other suggestions ?

I only know famous people from the 80s when I left. Who is still relevant ?

Is Ben Elton still "a little bit of politics!" ?

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CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 00:49

Done and odne.

More ! More!

Is actually wuite fun this twitter thing.

Am typing s l o w l y and cut and pate.

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CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 00:57

Nooooo! Am all alone here.

I will not talk about tails, I will tweet! Impromise!!

Come back!

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CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 00:59

Dear MNHQ on duty person. ado you want to talk to me ?

Am all Sad and outed. And alone.

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WestmorlandPigInBlanket · 29/12/2013 01:05

carpe youv'e tweeted mark hunter a dud link!!! Think you must have missed a bit off when you copied and pasted Grin

confuddledDOTcom · 29/12/2013 01:15

Anyone is welcome at Facebook! You can drop me a message and let me know if you're worried about not having anyone to vouch for you (but I'm not checking too hard) the group is closed at the moment but I'll make it secret soon when people have joined and we start discussing something other than JH Xmas Wink

CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 01:16

oh bollocks.

Just him or all of them ?

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CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 01:20

Two of them. Twitter ate the end of the link. I sent apologoies in a reply ot own tweet with non duff linkl. Should work now.

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WestmorlandPigInBlanket · 29/12/2013 01:20

err him and Jenny Willott on second look

Sorry!

But I can see you have resent it now to them Grin

CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 01:22

It was all spelled prefectly too !

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roadwalker · 29/12/2013 09:06

I may have missed some posts but has anybody complained to lib dems about this awful man?
I have emailed 2 complaints ( no reply yet )
A link to the blog would be good for them to read- the blog is excellent

PacificDingbat · 29/12/2013 09:29

Yes, roadwalker, you may have missed some posts Grin

Just to say 'good morning' and 'tally ho' and 'good work' and sorry for the derail Blush.
Over and out.

roadwalker · 29/12/2013 09:33

And has anything actually happened to him other than being kicked off here?

CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 09:40

No Roadwalker. Not a suasage. That we know of.

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CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 09:44

Pacific It twos me not you ! Was joking when I siad "blame her" Grin

I need to lighten my atmosphere in this topic from time to time or I go all "Mount Etna in build up phase" cos..... what he did, all the (really expensive) reporting... and .....fuck all really.

The only entitiy that seems to feel people should be forced to face consequnces for their actions..is MNHQ.

Depressing.

Have discovered why iPad keyboard was demonic. Should be resolved now. Mostly. There was glitch.

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SantasPelvicFloor · 29/12/2013 09:45

Which suggests that his party condone him revealing the details of those children, available to him just because he is a LibDem MP. It's staggering isn't it?

SantasPelvicFloor · 29/12/2013 09:46

Have you got a glitch removal app?

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