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Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

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CarpeVinum · 21/12/2013 23:47

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

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Mignonette · 28/12/2013 22:54

It is a bit unfair isn't it? I love beavers- the real ones not the euphemism although love them in a feminist way.

(I must not post and drink even if it is just the one in case I start posting conspiracy theories about race of giant Nutria posing as the royal family and social workers)

MurderOfGoths · 28/12/2013 22:56

Aww the copyu is kind of cute!

PacificDingbat · 28/12/2013 22:57

Feminist beavers Grin

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 23:02

fuking not cute. Is ebil Carpe chasing and hissing at, barstard.

Makes dog walking a kisery with them wandering around in an anti poor english woman conspiracy to terrify by TAIL.

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BoreOfWhabylon · 28/12/2013 23:03

A coypu is a large rodent. It is also known as a nutria because that's what they called the fur when they made it into coats and the like (no one would want a coypu coat, after all)

They do not fight for truth and justice, unlike viperz and beaverz.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutria

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 23:05

Those are the coats ai have to avoid with at mass.

There is also a stole made of TAILS.

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BoreOfWhabylon · 28/12/2013 23:07

Whaaaaat??? Naked coypu tails???

Dear lord, you'd look like a medusa, wouldn't you?

MurderOfGoths · 28/12/2013 23:08

So you wouldn't find one of these cute either? Wink

PacificDingbat · 28/12/2013 23:08

No.
Just no.
You made that tail stole up.
You did.

Am I helping The Cause btw?
I feel I am just larking about on this thread.
Done the emails though

WestmorlandPigInBlanket · 28/12/2013 23:11

Oooh pacific who have you emailed?

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 23:12

Oh I even fuked up my google news alert for Hemming.

Nust got a million stories about Hamas.

I think ggogle fucked up actually. Not me. Fuzzy logic shit.

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PacificDingbat · 28/12/2013 23:12

Pretty much my entire contact list Blush - some may be more relevant than others...
But I know people who know people .
I don't akterly know important people myself, sadly.

MrsWembley · 28/12/2013 23:14

I just want to know how you might furgle with horror...

PacificDingbat · 28/12/2013 23:14

Frankly, I think Hamas are even more of a worry than Hemming Grin

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 23:20

TAIL stole is high fashion here in Rural Backwater.

It's not exactly mailano you know.

TAIL stole and refulation one bad accesory. Well, one bad acceccsasroy ASIDE from TAIL stole.

I freaked and MIL gave me the "you are upsetting baby jesus again" lecture. Not fecking surpised baby jesus eas upset if he copped the TAIL stole.

Was like alien ocotpus woman (with extra added holdy water) horror on legs.

Don't like mass. ait's scary.

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BoreOfWhabylon · 28/12/2013 23:22

I don't know anyone important, nor anyone who knows anyone important.

Nor anyone from Hamas.

Can't even see MurderOfGoths pic (probably a Good Thing)

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 23:23

MrsWembley

Frurgling is when you inadvertanly let out a TAIL related furgle but you MIL slaps a furry glove over you mouth cos you are i church. And baby jesus, not to mention the mAdoona doesn't like English people at the best of time (offical vatican secret allegedly) but likes them even less when they make horrifed noses in church.

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PacificDingbat · 28/12/2013 23:26

horrifed noses - you are killing me, Carpe

PacificDingbat · 28/12/2013 23:27

I cannot see Murder's link either btw

WestmorlandPigInBlanket · 28/12/2013 23:29

carpe you are derailing your own thread!

Do we think JH will be back after his suspension?

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 23:31
Blush Wine
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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 23:36

ai don't think he shpuld be allowed back acturally.

I think somebody said it was an unspokne rule (on the other thread they said this) that malicious puting was bannable foreveh!

Actually ai do think it was malcious. All the hairs on my goosebumps stood on end. which made sense when ai read what he said to Maryz. Which was a HORRIBLE thing to say.

It was not a nice firednly outing, that's for sure. IMO.

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 23:43

It was only a liitle derail.

And anyway it was Pacific that started it.

I wrote a blogpost! that Spero and Mme had to rewrite I have done some productive. And ai tweeted that nice lady David wotshisface married.

There is some discussion as per Tim Farron. He is president of libDems or just senior libdem ?

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Mignonette · 28/12/2013 23:48

Derailed by -

a haunted ipad
A ghost of a MIL
A Nutria
which may or may not be another type of Icke Lizard/MP transformation.

Wow. Just wow. Smile

WestmorlandPigInBlanket · 28/12/2013 23:50

Tim Farron is lib dem party president. www.newstatesman.com/uk-politics/2013/09/lib-dem-do-business and some feel the most likely successor to Nick Clegg in the future.