Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

[CarpeVinum]

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

Murder see! I told you they were hauntde !

If I'm one of the 27, 4 years into mn posting I'm clearly deep undercover!

I've just followed a few mners on twatter. I'm rather new to it and a bit lost

I like beavers !

or otters.

Not sure which one is which.

Wonld you like to see the monsteosity posing as a beaver/otter that lives in my area ?

Is frankinstienian.

Follow my lesd Beyond together we will get ...loster.

Mme

You will tell us if it goes ciral won't you.

An then tell us what to do when it does thst.

Don't leave us !

Right, think I've managed to send a request to join the FB group, I think...

So, BoreofWhabilon and I are the only non-Twatters and non-FBers? I feel oddly unsullied .

I've been on twatter for about a month. Its growing on me. Almost like mould or something.

I hated twitter at first, now I'm hooked!

No Pacific ...I am non-Twitter too. I did join when my blog was accepted for mn blog thingy but I just came over all wtf is all this stuff and UN-twittered myself.
27????? Bloody hell.

Twitter is ace once you get used to it. You do have to persevere a bit, but you've got good chance to get into it since there are a few newbies. Just jump in and start chatting.

People don't like JH on my timeline. Surprise.

Much hilarity from the sofa where I am reading this. Husband is looking very confused at all your names. He says I sound garbled when i read it all out and he is most concerned about the beaver running around your parts Carpe.

Carpe, love your blogpost - also the legal blog linked to at the bottom - 'Flat Earth News' indeed.
Why do so many people seem to want to believe this stuff?

I don't know how helpful this will be but can I send your blog post to my e-mail address book (slightly edited; I don't think that my gran will be interested - she's 100 ) which includes people across the globe? Or is that too much of a scattergun approach?

well not only am i crap at twattering I am also crap at PMing. I need lie down. And I made Greenie feel unwelcome when I was teying to be welcomeivg. I suck.

here is my beaver urgg, horrible to me when walking dogs, charges me, hisses at me and has a TAIL!

yus Pacific of course you can.

Do not let her look at the Motheaten Tiger Vagina post thpugh. Has rude words init.

People don't like JH on my timeline. Surprise

Yay!

fukiit.

I cave. I corkscrew. It's christmass.

Zum Wohl, Carpe - you deserve it [clink]

Blogpost actually blogpost Spero and Mme turning it into dignified blogpost. By chopping off lumps and adding xhunks. And pointing put wold spellings

So not exaclty "mine".

Brava Carpe and her kamikaze ipad!

Hurrah for Hemmingate

Hurrah for viperz and beaverz, for they are the seekers of truth and justice.

(No hurrah though for what appears to be a coypu masquerading as a beaver in Carpe's pic)

It's a nutria !

Some git was breeding halft massive rats plusnhalf beavers, otters whatevers...andnjust let them go. All over where ai live.

And they Bred !

With TAILS,

Oh, so wheres this facebook link then?!

That is one beast Carpe.

Who does it remind me of ??

Do you think he can morph into animals? Like a kind of Nutria to MP Transformer? Not really banned, just got stuck in Nutria form and finding it hard to type on MN with his flipper paws....

What is that?! The beaver/rat/otter thing. [shudder]

I'll post a link on my FB but I've mainly MNetters on there

Oh, good, now I know what my nightmare tonight is going to be...
That suggestion is v unfair on the nutria/beaver/rat/coypu (wrf is a 'coypu?)

Beyond

I have just PMed two people all happy and jolly and wiht my hamazing coomand of english (am english teaxher bte, and homeschooler...but don't owrry! I send him to interne tschool) have just managed to make two loverly people thingk I am tellingnthem they have no firends and don't know how to use twitter...when ai was axtuslly sayin ypu have fiedd s and ai don't know hoe to use twitter.

So I haolding back. If nobody sends it, I'll send it,mand see if I end up with a hat trick.

I sukc.

drown suckiness drown

At this rate the only fwend I'll have left is the ... Nurtia, MP for deepest darkest Lomellina.