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Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

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CarpeVinum · 21/12/2013 23:47

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 21:04

She did haunt the windows 8 machine Mignonette all the computer experts on my emergency christmass miricle thread agreed. Eventually.

The dicks maggicaly worked after ComputerDude drove past a church. Coincidnece ?mai think jot !

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 21:05

fucjit

here

tweet the beleedingnthing

homeschoolinitaly.blogspot.it/2013/12/hemminggate.html

you have no idea how hard it was to type on this fuckingnhaunted iPad. Tweet the crap out of it. May exorcise iPad.

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Grennie · 28/12/2013 21:07

One of the 27? I am confused. I commented on this thread early on in shock that an MP would behave like this. If the 27 are supporters of him, then no I am not.

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 21:10

One of the 27 mistresses Greenie, will send you PM for facebook now.

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Grennie · 28/12/2013 21:11

Thanks for the blog link. Will tweet the link.

Mignonette · 28/12/2013 21:11

Have mental image of Carpe doing a tour of all the churches of La Bellissimma holding out iPad in supplication.....

Mignonette · 28/12/2013 21:13

27 mistresses?????

Blimey - begrudgingly impressed. I struggle to service just one man with attendant demands of stuffing turkeys et al.

My to do list this Christmas went something like

do the shopping
do the turkey
do the tree
do the lights
do the husband

IamtheZombie · 28/12/2013 21:16

May Zombie have the link to the FB Group?

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 21:21

Yes Zombie is onitway to you now.

Mignonette one even came on the thread and told us off for unsuitable beahvoir. Thatwent down well.

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BeyondTheLimitsOfXmasability · 28/12/2013 21:21

Fb group?

Grennie · 28/12/2013 21:23

I wish I could join fb group. Oh well.

Mignonette · 28/12/2013 21:25

Why can't you join the FB group Grennie?

Unsuitable behaviour lectures from a 27 mistress? Wasn't that a film BTW?

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 21:26

She can. My iPad didn't explain proceedure very wrll.

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Grennie · 28/12/2013 21:27

Because I don't really have MN friends, so no one who can vouch for me.

Spero · 28/12/2013 21:27

Joint us grennie - sorry for my suspicions but one of his 27 turned up on other thread posing as ordinary troubled poster...

Spero · 28/12/2013 21:28

Anyway if you really are Ian Jospehs in a cunning disguise, I am sure you will let your mask slip sooner rather than later

Spero · 28/12/2013 21:29

Join us dammit, not joint us...

Mignonette · 28/12/2013 21:30

I remember Grennie and she is kosher.

Grennie · 28/12/2013 21:32

Thanks!

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 21:32

You can Greenie, we all vouch for you, you is ... kniwn

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 21:40

So who do we tweet ?
I DID victoria cohen. Who else ?

We don't just keep retweeting to eaxh other I presume. My only followes are ypu lot.

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MurderOfGoths · 28/12/2013 21:41

I tried to join the FB group, but think my tablet is disagreeing with FB and refusing to play nicely.

MmeLindor · 28/12/2013 21:48

Give it time. It doesn't have to 'go viral' tonight. I've tweeted a few people.

Mignonette · 28/12/2013 21:49

I have to be careful (so as not to annoy the bosses) so have sent it to a few people off twitter. But have also Retweeted some of your original tweets as being of Mumset interest.

I am beavering behind the scenes though. ^^ (those are Beaver teeth by the way)

SantasPelvicFloor · 28/12/2013 21:50

Vipers, the lot of yer