Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

[CarpeVinum]

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

I can't bugger off to Twitter because I don't know how it works

Right. Just waiting for The Text to have a big red pen used on it and get told "could try harder".

When done we'll have something to tweep.

In the meantime, any ideas who we send it to and what we should say?

I like #HemmingGate as the chosen hashtag.

By the way, when you see me post ai instead of I, I am not having a Hycinth Bucket moment, the fecking shit button keeps moving and ai hit a instead.

Oh FFS

Now I need to find all of you on Twitter.. Damn, where's JH to out all of you

I have lurked on those threads and this thread. I have a twitter account which I do not really use, but I have some followers. I will gladly tweet whatever if it is helpful. No idea who my followers are, probably misguided MNers, but maybe some others, who knows?

Off to read those guides posted upthread....

Please don't bugger off to twitter! I'm following you all quite nicely on here and I really don't need any other distractions in my life...

However, if you start up an FB page then, please, let me know.

I am not joining Twitter. I joined a month or so back and my brains exploded within days. I am therefore having Zombie's luddite badge. Is anyone else coming to the fb group?

I don't even do facebook!

Don't leave me this wa-ay-ay!!

What facebook group?

What FB group?

flays around in the darkness trying to find you all

Right!

The Text to be Tweeted is live.

And if ypu spot typos ... touhg.

Blooger on theniPad is a bugger.

Now what do ai do ?

I I I

fecking shitf key keeps wnadering off.

Carpe i am trying not to laugh at your wonderfully wilful iPad!

Isn't itbeing a right git at the moment !

Ever since that last updatE ai have had nothing but trouble with it.

I have to relly concentate to type properly.

Wh ch on top of diclesickia is not fair!

And fexking Pages has gone apeshit since update too. Took me ages to type The Text To Be Tweeted cos it wanted me to do it in smiley code.

As if I didn't have enough trouble with windows 8 doing a pre christmass boink and shreeding my nerves.

Ok! All good.

Christ your iPad truly has lost the plot Carpe!

Have tweeted blog! It's nice and snappy.

Mrs W I will PM you Facebook group link.

It types things I necersaid !

Well, didn't mean to say.

Think Mil stopped haunting the windows 8 machine only yo invade the iPad.

Do you think dunking it in Holy water might he,olp ?

Is it the touchscreen getting eorn put ?

Can I have fb link too?

Wait! who are we tweeting it to ?

Don't all run off and leave the dunce of the twitter cladd sitting her like a twerp !

Who what where... what do ai say ?

Lolol at your iPad.

you are hilarioous Carpe

A Ghost in the Machine.

Am singing 'Ave Maria' for you.

I have tweeted to all my many, many followers

(The majority of which may already be on this thread so pushing at an open door comes to mind)

do aimpost the link tothe Text to be Tweeted here too ?

Grennie - can you confirm you are not one of the 27?