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Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

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CarpeVinum · 21/12/2013 23:47

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

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PacificDingbat · 28/12/2013 15:54

V helpful links, thanks, MmeLindor, but I am still resisting Grin

BoreOfWhabylon · 28/12/2013 16:09

Zombie could be 'Apocalypse Now' Grin

I fear twitting might be a little too, erm, challenging for me but can at least look at twittings of others without signing up. Carpe and others are going great guns!

LakeDistrictBabe · 28/12/2013 16:23

@Mignonette

Sent you PM with my twitter account.

@Carpe, what did you do? LOL

Mignonette · 28/12/2013 16:38

Have got it and followed under my 'business' name Wink Carpe as it gets more replies and RTs from the bigger guns.

Mignonette · 28/12/2013 16:39

Have only been on twitter for 3 weeks or so and building up followers nicely.

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 16:45

I was late getting ready to go pick up short stuff. So DH left without me. Day four of not managing to leave the house.

I need some help. Mme has come up with a cunning plan.

I have to write something dignified (you can all stop laughing now) that expla ns and sets out the time line and stuff.

So, from memory

1 - He emailed Spero the unredacted page from a legal doc pertaining to an on going case. (time stamp ? screen shot ? anybody know when exactly, thread 2 I think ?)

2 - He posted the extract from the Trib. di Min. Roma, that included all three names of the children in the Italian c-sec/adoption case. (I have the screen shots/timestamps of that, but ovv. that isn't going to be post) That was on thread 3 right ?

3- The infmapus "I am not sober, but I am right" post, which I have the screen shot/timestamps of, deffo thread 3.

Anything else I've missed ? Have I got them in the right order ? What details/screen shots need to be included ? Anybody want to help write it in the name of increased dignifty and non eclectic spelling ? I have no issue putting it on my now well retired blog on the basis of "Ha! Big Pointy Alps >>> I am on the other hand not entirely sure I should be allowed to write this on my own becuase it really does need to be concise, to the point, accurate and .... legible.

Volontteers ? Some have my email address anyway, happy to hand email address to people (who I recognise on the thread, calm yourself JohnFanBoyz, I am picky about who gets to climb inside my inbox). I even have facebook if anybody is less than keen on me having their email address in the hands of Random Internet Person.

Any takers ? Please !

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 16:46

Mignonette

Ohhhhhhhh! I think the penny just dropped. Grin

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Mignonette · 28/12/2013 16:49

Yes, don't post it on here Smile. Carpe.

But it does get me through some doors.

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 16:50

Perish the thought!

They will never Break Me!

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Mignonette · 28/12/2013 16:52

da da da, da da da .......

AngelaDaviesHair · 28/12/2013 17:03

Dragging my trifle-stuffed self onto this thread to say well done you lot, keep fighting the good fight.

Spero · 28/12/2013 17:06

I am happy to help write it.

He also threatened me with further complaint to Bar Standards Board, tried to 'out' another 3 posters via their twitter handles AND refused to apologise or express any remorse for naming vulnerable children on the internet in defiance of court order.

I think those things should also be included as important. This is so very far from the behaviour I think we are entitled to expect from public servants who get paid from public purse.

Come join us on twitter Zombie, you know you want to ....

lougle · 28/12/2013 17:11

Well done you fantastic people. Sometimes making waves is the only way to calm a storm.

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 17:34

Spero, freshly bashed out crafted original HemmingGate MasterPiece about to wing itself to you for ruthless red penning. Edit away.

But can I please keep the Master Debator bit in there?

And the ?

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 17:38

Why couldn't we have plumped for a facebook campain. Facebook almost works on an iPad.

Oh well, could be worse, immagine if we had to do this on Linkin

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lougle · 28/12/2013 17:40

I do love a creepy wee bracket...

IamtheZombie · 28/12/2013 17:42

Twitter says Zombie has 3 followers but only shows 2 when she clicks on Followers.

Why?

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 17:43

Becuase Twitter is a contrary bastard that can't make its mind up about anything.

Did you see me ? I have followed you.

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SantasPelvicFloor · 28/12/2013 17:43

Reporting for action! Where, what, who...I'm already following Carpe (I think...)

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 17:44

lougle

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PacificDingbat · 28/12/2013 17:45

Oh no, now you are all buggering off to Twatter, aren't you Sad?

CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 17:46

Santa I should be following you if you are following me, can you see me on your followers list ? Look for pic of tiny baby kitty b/w so cute!

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CarpeVinum · 28/12/2013 17:46

I am not buggering of to twitter. I visit when forced by need to tweet. ai am staying here on the absis of no word limit per post.

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IamtheZombie · 28/12/2013 17:47

Zombie has Carpe and MmeL showing.

lougle · 28/12/2013 17:49

Love an absis, too

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