Snarky thread: Some common MN phrases helpfully translated

[K8Middleton]

I haven't read the whole thread I am so important I don't care if this has been said fifty times already, it's not been said until I've said it.

AIBU? give me some sympathy and agree with me

I don't mean any offence but... I am a twat

I'm not being rude but... I am a twat

There must be more. Snark away...

[YoniWankEnobi]

And according to MN Acronyms it means...

HTH
hope this helps

[seeker]

"I don't understand national curriculum levels- is level 5 OK in year 3?"= "I have been googling national curriculum levels since child was in Reception and could write a PhD thesis on the subject"

[HelloThisIsYoni]

unmumsnetty hugs - I am so much nicer than most of the vicious cunts on here but I like to think I am too edgy for Netmums

[ImTooHecsyForYourParty]

whoops. I've always used it thinking it means my honest opinion.

oh dear. I have accidentally sounded like a cow.

[TheresAHullInMyYoni]

AIBU to wonder why people bother having children if they do not want to look after them?
AIBU to wonder what the bloody hell SAHMs do all day and why they think it's such a hard job
= I am quite sure I have made the wrong decision, I am miserable so I will make myself feel better by criticizing everyone else's choice and starting a row.

[YoniOldClothCatPuss]

= I dont believe you.
= You are a troll.
= You are a twat.
= I am a twat.
= Ive just given you the definitive answer, but you arent listening.

[K8Middleton]

"I don't understand national curriculum levels- is level 5 OK in year 3?"= "I have been googling national curriculum levels since child was in Reception and could write a PhD thesis on the subject"