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Snarky thread: Some common MN phrases helpfully translated

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K8Middleton · 04/04/2013 16:56

I haven't read the whole thread I am so important I don't care if this has been said fifty times already, it's not been said until I've said it.

AIBU? give me some sympathy and agree with me

I don't mean any offence but... I am a twat

I'm not being rude but... I am a twat

There must be more. Snark away...

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Maryz · 04/04/2013 23:12

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BOF · 04/04/2013 23:16

"I am a 19 year old virgin University student with a complex legal problem related to my dead parents' will and am considering lapdancing as a possible lucrative sideline while the family farm is divided before my forthcoming marriage" = I am wanking furiously

AvrilPoisson · 04/04/2013 23:17

hey norks/lougle... be careful, I was talking about myself! Grin

Maryz · 04/04/2013 23:19

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lougle · 04/04/2013 23:20

'I may be wrong, but...' = I'm not wrong, I'm never wrong, I never will be wrong, and you should listen to my very interesting opinion.

LadyBeagleEyes · 04/04/2013 23:22

...and to continue BOF's scenario 'my parents died a tragic death on The Herald of Free Enterprise/the Thai Tsunami/9/11 and I'm now a 17 year old orphan putting myself through school while my wicked Uncle steals all my money...

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K8Middleton · 04/04/2013 23:25

I type LOADS of these...

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lougle · 04/04/2013 23:25

LadyBeagleEyes - was that thread a troll in the end? I missed that Shock

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K8Middleton · 04/04/2013 23:26

HTH = I'm a passive aggressive twat

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BOF · 04/04/2013 23:27

LadyB Grin

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K8Middleton · 04/04/2013 23:28

Speaking as a mother = I am a pompous twat

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K8Middleton · 04/04/2013 23:29

Stop bullying the op = stop disagreeing with me the op

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lougle · 04/04/2013 23:30

'Which F&B colour would you use in this room?' = I am middle class.

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K8Middleton · 04/04/2013 23:31

That's literally unbelievable = I know exactly what i'm writing and i don't believe you but I'm doing a double bluff so I don't get deleted for troll hunting even though I totally am

^^ I use that one a lot Blush

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lougle · 04/04/2013 23:32

'Do you have a link for that?' = You're lying, aren't you? Just tell us. You.are.a.liar.

Trills · 04/04/2013 23:34

HTH :)

I am giving you the literal answer to an obviously wrong interpretation of your question because I feel like it.

Wincher · 04/04/2013 23:35

"But that's just me" ="I'm clearly a better person than you"

Trills · 04/04/2013 23:38

all babies are precious = I don't understand that words can have more than one meaning

Sunnywithshowers · 04/04/2013 23:38

Biscuit = you're a twat
Biscuit = marking my place to see it all kick off (see all 0/10)
Biscuit = you're a troll

Robbabank · 04/04/2013 23:41

"OP you/he/she sound very entitled and/or narcissistic" etc, etc

(Just my personal bugbear)

Maryz · 04/04/2013 23:42

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BOF · 04/04/2013 23:42

"He is a wonderful father and dd (7 wks) adores him" = he is like that bloke from Sleeping With The Enemy but I don't want to leave him

Maryz · 04/04/2013 23:43

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K8Middleton · 04/04/2013 23:45

I feel sorry for your children = I haven't developed my debating skills beyond the infant playground and I'm a bit of a shit

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