I'm doing egg fried rice for tea with sticky spare ribs.
I might do a thread on it later. About how dh stuck his head into the pan full of egg fried rice then ran around after the kids saying that maggots were eating his head.
Lots of people will be offended on behalf of the rice.
I shall then tell them all to fuck off.
Many more will cry bullying and flounce.
MNHQ will come on to try and calm things down but they will only make things worse.
Posters will take to the streets.
Outlets selling egg fried rice will be targeted and looted.
The police will have their cars set on fire.
More posters will march to London to demonstrate (whilst handing out biscuits)
MNHQ will release a statement appealing for calm.
Zombies will then materialise and eat everyone.
And it will all be Greeny's fault.