You are digging a deeper and deeper hole MNHQ

[amillionyears]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1664850-to-be-furious-with-dh-for-eating-cakes-he-knew-were-destined-for-the-bin

MNHQ smell of poo.

THERhubarb was actually Mitmoo --> true fact.

Hello

Sorry to hear about the burglary, Hully

I know we've all moved on and are talking about ... things

But just wanted to say:

Please report
We love reports
We love reports about posts that you think are attacking you
We love reports about posts that you think are attacking other posters
We love reports about spam
We love reports about trolls
We love reports about trolls who turn out to be regulars

We just really do love reports.

We do not think reporters are prefects, or sexually frustrated, or PO, or bored. We think they're people who like Mumsnet and want to keep it running reasonably smoothly, and see reporting as a way they can contribute to that.

Just wanted to get that on the record, really.

So, you know, to summarise: please report.

Thanks
MNHQ x

Mumsnet HQ, you so smell of poo
That when you speak
We all need the loo
No it's not your rules
Or that you are fools
It's just the scent of your farts
You daft old tarts

Rowan, you missed another O on that PO.

HoneyDragon is really Lavenderrrr. I'm reporting her.

Where did Helen go?

Rowan

May I suggest MNHQ make yours the quote of the week.

That was brilliant

Poor Hully!

That is rotten. I hope you didn't lose anything loved.
Did you exchange cop banter with the police in a blousey and knowing way?

Thank you for your apology to me MNHQ, about being disingenious.

This is what large organisations have,as a poster said,"unspoken loopholes".

btw, I am still happy to help people if they want help,no matter if they were posting rude things to me.

Sorry to hear that, Hully . We were burgled last February and it's a horrible experience. Glad to hear they were caught, though.

Hully - were you burglars the ones caught by their footprints?

Can you be caught by the footprints? Would it be painful?

Anyone fancy a bun? Well you can't have one, they're mine going in the bin.

btw if anyone had started disclosing DV or other personal horrors I would have put a stop to it. but oddly enough, cake failure wasn't a triggering topic for most people. ffs.

See all the trouble you have caused madam

Nah, you don't come back all sheepish when you flounce, you just stride back in like nothings happened.

...with sidebollocks

Please don't let this put you off any future oeuvres, Greeny.

After searching your name desperately every single hour to see if anyone is talking about you

I was triggered into shame. I have started 'managing DH's diet properly'

Only cuz he is a bit thick and I was sick off all the "So, can I eat curry then? Well what about Doritos? I've looked in the fridge and there is only plants, what can I eat? I'm allowed Chinese food aren't I? Well what about fish fingers? You didn't buy fish fingers. I can have fish fingers, with chips, chips are a vegetable aren't they?" etc. after his doctor told him he had seriously high blood pressure and he was not going live to see 40 at this rate.

I wrote him a meal plan, right down to giving him a list of 'allowed snacks'

I didn't post that on the thread because I was too .

And I spent so long laughing at the thread I forgot to defrost the chicken for his newly managed diet, so we had to have our usual Monday night takeout, which made the children sick, which is of course Greeny's fault.

I'm off to start a support group for all the people affected

well well well. I have nothing further to add

and I got deleted yesterday for calling someone totes bonk, which was quite troo acksherly

I did have something further to add as it turns out

I will join the "affected" group. I was actually feeling bad because I do not bake anything. I even said to me DH that I was going to start baking. He reminded me of when ds1 broke his tooth on one of my cakes

rhubarb shat in my elevenses

what was the Monday night takeaway Dooin? Was it nice?

Sweet and sour chicken balls with egg fried rice, the children insisted on having boiled rice, strange wee buggers, and spring rolls. T'was lovely. We're back to eating leaves again today