You are digging a deeper and deeper hole MNHQ

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Floaty, I can't for the life of me think of a single preserving-worthy product that would bind rather than regulate. Apart from pickled eggs of course but I don't think the Tories would be embracing that sort of thing as a by-line.

My favourite personal flounce was over frozen sandwiches. I will bear a grudge to the end of my days for the frozen sandwich mockery (single post) I endured.

Don't flounce Rhubarb

somebody had to say it, it was getting embarrassing

hully, did you? thats shit

But TheRhubarb - flouncing, you're doing it wrong. You need to get yourself a nice thread going in Flouncer's Corner, PM people to come over and beg if you have to. Just announcing it here like this is just not right.

Then - delete account. Disappear for three days, then re-reg but with a butt next to your name (e.g. TheRhubarb3) while you beg MNHQ to give you your old name back. Then sneak into the rest of the boards looking sheepish.

Did they leave foot prints in the snow? Shall I bring my magnifying glass and plaster of Paris round?

Rhubarb, you can't flounce without at least telling everyone where you stand on 9yo boys in the women's changing rooms at the swimming pool.

on their scrotes, heavily, with high heels, and out of sight of their mums is not the correct answer, by the way

I did. We are all fine. It's just a massive bore.

I want to say the whole story because it is quite bizarre but I can't.

It must have been one of their more disappointing attempts, I will say.

They are now caughted.

they did indeed tifty, forensics man had special snow wax. it was very csi

Hully - King Tut thread was last week, the OP had a problem with her son's wife because they'd just had a baby and didn't want OP to throw a party for the newborn, nor had they allowed her to visit for long enough at the hospital with a party of other people. Just loads of ranting against the son's wife really, and a lot of entitlement over the baby because she was the grandmother. They also had a large wolf-like dog which OP took exception to as it just sat on a rug in the middle of the room doing nothing and being fed chews and patted 'like King Tut'

I'm glad they are in the slammer. Bang to rights.
Will you tell me the whole story in camper? Over a cup of tea and a nice bin?

Gosh, Hully. How very rude of them.

You need Paggy as Detective again. I don't want to be a dinner lady though.

It's a bit rich to tell the OP to leave the issue alone but then hang around on her thread to say, in some instances, downright bitchy things to her. You might not think the OP raised an important point but there's no need to shut her up by ridiculing her.

That's good to hear that they've been got. Sorry it happened to you, it's ghastly - I was burgled when I lived alone with only my cat to worry about so not nearly as bad (I was a spinster cat lady then)

Poor love.

Yes I appear to have been sucked back in Fenton my duck.

Pinot isn't it my turn to be detective? I've got cowboy boots and everything. It's not fair on me else wise.

Sorry to hear about the burgulars Hully.

Allaquandry I am only coming out of my flounce to shit on your head. So there!

Now stop trying to tempt me back!

Yars, sorry Tufty. Captain Tufty I shall be a hoor.

bad puppy

Well it's your choice Pinot so hoor away but wouldn't you rather be the grumpy/ sarcastic one at the front desk? You can wear a big red, curly wig and a dress.

:o I'm a redhead so yeah!

WHY HAVE SHINEY AND HULLY BEEN DELETED BUT I HAVE NOT? I have been waaaaaaaaaaaay more offensive than them!

Hully, PM me what you said so I can repeat it please. You too Shiney.

TheRhurarb

YOU are a fuck up cunt arse shite bag

Oh yeah, well look at me parking in a mother and baby space

Anyway shut your mouth you smeg loving vomit muncher.