You lot are definitely more cunty than ever before.

[OvO]

I couldn't sleep so decided to do this. [insert loser emoticon here]

I used 01/01 - 01/02 for the years 2004-2012.

Cunt was used this many times;

2004- 0
2005- 1
2006- 3
2007- 17
2008- 129
2009- 63
2010- 115
2011- 356
2012- 498

Also "fuck" grew from 18 mentions in Jan 04 to 6,277 mentions in Jan 2012.

"Cock" went from 14 mentions in Jan 04 to 498 in Jan 2012.

BUT "cock" is down this year from 585 for Jan 2011.

"Message deleted by Mumsnet" has gone from 2 in Jan 2004 up to a whopping 847 in Jan 2012!

I do have all the fuck and cock stats for every year but didn't want to kill you all with boredom. If I haven't already.

Aw, had a proper nostalgia hit. Remember this fred first time round.

It's less chaotic without Chaos

824 this year. Congratulations everyone, we've continued the ever more cunty trend!

Fabulous thread

This can’t be right, can it?

6267 uses of cunt in January this year.
You filthy mouthed vipers! Well done.

TBH, I might have searched wrong as it’s all new fanged but I really hope that number's right.

heh. Most thread revivals are quite the yawn but this one is [chef's kiss]

How YOU doin', OvO?

I’m well, thanks Donkey. Mostly lurking around these days. How are you? Cuntier than ever, I hope!

Mostly lurking, too.

Yeah I remain an Atrocious Cunt .

''Twas a brilliant thread - and I note that I actually proposed to you in 2014 @OvO 🤣. Sadly I must now withdraw that proposal - as, despite being partial to a fellow data geek, I've turned into a proper cunty old crone who mixes potions and lives alone with her dogs and cats and can't be arsed to bother living with another human ever again 🎉

How are you?

@OvO you can now search for cock and exclude the chicken keepers on our new Advanced Search. 😎

🤣🤣 I love Mumsnet 🤣🤣

Oh my, what a blast from the past. 10 years and still on my Threads I'm On. God bless technology

9,693 uses of cunt in January 2025. Honestly, I’m disappointed it’s that low. Let’s see if we can break 10,000 next year. It’s good to have goals.

How does January compare to the other months? Might it be less due to some people trying to swear less, but giving up by February which has a higher number?

Thank you for your diligence @OvO - and good to look back at the names on the thread, some much missed. I am now wondering how ‘wanker’ is faring in the charts? I’m not sure how strongly it performed in earlier times, but it has become my expletive of choice over cunt 🤷🏼‍♀️

Thanks for the update, OP!

I fucking love this thread. I reckon I have contributed to the ‘fuck’ usage count over the years.

I always imagine @OvO standing at a presidential lectern giving the Mumsnet Annual Cunt Report.

Very disappointing report this year. We're expecting big improvements for 2025.

Blimey! A challenge …..