You lot are definitely more cunty than ever before.

[OvO]

I couldn't sleep so decided to do this. [insert loser emoticon here]

I used 01/01 - 01/02 for the years 2004-2012.

Cunt was used this many times;

2004- 0
2005- 1
2006- 3
2007- 17
2008- 129
2009- 63
2010- 115
2011- 356
2012- 498

Also "fuck" grew from 18 mentions in Jan 04 to 6,277 mentions in Jan 2012.

"Cock" went from 14 mentions in Jan 04 to 498 in Jan 2012.

BUT "cock" is down this year from 585 for Jan 2011.

"Message deleted by Mumsnet" has gone from 2 in Jan 2004 up to a whopping 847 in Jan 2012!

I do have all the fuck and cock stats for every year but didn't want to kill you all with boredom. If I haven't already.

Maryz is right.

It's a percentages game and you're not geeky enough, OP. FFS!
you must divide by the total number of posts! And have some more !!!!!!!!!

Has the average number of posts per thread gone up?

I wonder if the reason the word cunt almost trebled in 2011 was because of the thread which coined the phrase 'atrocious cunt'? I'm sure it was probably that year - although I might be wrong.

Brilliant post. Good work OP

I'm not sure if I more impressed with the stats or with the use of the word cuntier.

I love stats, I once collated all the ages of when posters first became mothers on some thread or other. The thread was a few hundred posts long i was bored. Surprise, surprise it ended up as a lovely bell curve. Lol

I love stats and will introduce them wherever possible.

2009 seemed to be a drier year for cunts.

I'd be more impressed if these stats were expressed as a pie chart

Well this is Most interesting. For those who like numbers and graphs, have a look at this one.

That is NOT a pie chart.
Or even a 3D bar chart.
Where are the error bars?

Look at some of these beauties.

I have to say, I'm secretly a little bit proud that Spoonyfucker has become quite common parlance on here .... It's not often my rants turn out useful.

771 counts for January this year.

Only slightly up on last year.

Now are you lot only slightly more cunty or are you actually waaaaay more cunty but a lot of cunts have been deleted? Hmm.

I know this is an old thread again but it makes me happy.

*cunts not counts!

OvO I do heart you.

Well this is Most interesting. For those who like numbers and graphs, have a look at this one

234 countries have visited!!

But...there's officially 196 countries in the world. And by 'country', we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.

Couldn't read and run.

Thoroughly enjoyed this research, thanks OP!

Cocks are dropping off but cunts are growing, but what about 2009? Was there a new MNHQ policy or something to block cunts?

I see number 6 in the top 6 webchats was Michael Mosley.

Who the fuck is he and why was there the need to do a top 6 instead of the traditional top 5 or 10 just to include him?

Have thoroughly enjoyed this thread.

Woke up far to early this morning and this has amused me greatly.

Thanks OvO

I used cunt in a name way back when and got lots if pearl clutchy pms from people telling me i was an awful person.
Also got a email from mnhq aking me to change it as it wasnt a very nice word.

How times change

I've never said or used the word cunt ever.

I may be lying

I created a "You're a Complete Cunt" song about my ex DH and posted it on here. It mentions the C word 38 times. Only; someone reported it and it got deleted and I got a warning from MnHQ

Love it... The number of cunts is definitely going up.

Am I contributing to the tally every time I post?