You lot are definitely more cunty than ever before.

[OvO]

I couldn't sleep so decided to do this. [insert loser emoticon here]

I used 01/01 - 01/02 for the years 2004-2012.

Cunt was used this many times;

2004- 0
2005- 1
2006- 3
2007- 17
2008- 129
2009- 63
2010- 115
2011- 356
2012- 498

Also "fuck" grew from 18 mentions in Jan 04 to 6,277 mentions in Jan 2012.

"Cock" went from 14 mentions in Jan 04 to 498 in Jan 2012.

BUT "cock" is down this year from 585 for Jan 2011.

"Message deleted by Mumsnet" has gone from 2 in Jan 2004 up to a whopping 847 in Jan 2012!

I do have all the fuck and cock stats for every year but didn't want to kill you all with boredom. If I haven't already.

Vanilla I wonder if we could get that nominated as the GB song for Europe? It's epic

Why, thank you BellMcEnd - I'll even sing it in a tight bubblegum pink bodysuit a la Katie Price which really was a fetching little number, wasn't it?

Perfect. Can I be on tambourine?

Vanilla! You've upped this years cunts quite considerably!

That song is better than most of the charts.

OvO it's when you absently mindedly start singing it at the Tesco checkout that you'll need to worry

Lol - I love this thread. It's like Countdown, only Cuntdown 😂😁😁😁😁😁😀😀😁😂😂😂😂😅😆😆😆

Sign it to any tune you like, anything, as long as it's a Happy Tune.

I think we should start having a reward for the cuntiest MNer each year.

Although Vanilla is obviously in the lead right now, so the competition could be stiff.

As people have said, you need cunts per post. Perhaps create the millicunt and millicock, which is 1 cunt/cock per 1,000 posts.

Do we needs cunts per post, or cunts per word?

What if the average length of post has changed?

I joined MN in 2004 and cunt has definitely taken an upward trend. However fanjo seems to have spiralled downwards and there's not a fanjo to be seen in 2016-17

Hello, you'll be pleased to know that i have spent my Easter re-writing The Cunt Song to make it fit with Lily Allen's "Alfie" song. Here goes...

You're a cunt, yes you're a cunt

Yes, you're a complete cunnnnt
You're a cunt, yes you're a cunt

Yes, you're a complete cunnnnnt.

[REPEAT]

Oh you are a cunt, yes you're a cunt
You are a cunt
Yes, you're a cunt

Oh you are a cunt, yes you're a count
You are a complete cuuuuuuuunt

[AND REPEAT - LOUDLY!]

Htp

Lily will be so proud

Beautiful, Vanilla.

That's a very useful way to spend Easter Vanilla.

Love this thread, it always makes me smile.

I just read the other thread. Where is Tee2072 Nowadays? Blast from the past or what?!

Vanilla is the Cunting Queen of MN

Fuck the cunting chart, what type of pie are you doing

I'm willing to guess that Miriam Margolyes took inspiration from this thread before she appeared on The Last Leg

Oh yes - "how can you be offended by cunt? Everyone's looking for one" said while Adam Hills was apologising for her having said cunt

It was Alex laughing that killed me!

Vanilla is the Cunting Queen of MN

Thank you, Thank you 👑