You lot are definitely more cunty than ever before.

[OvO]

I couldn't sleep so decided to do this. [insert loser emoticon here]

I used 01/01 - 01/02 for the years 2004-2012.

Cunt was used this many times;

2004- 0
2005- 1
2006- 3
2007- 17
2008- 129
2009- 63
2010- 115
2011- 356
2012- 498

Also "fuck" grew from 18 mentions in Jan 04 to 6,277 mentions in Jan 2012.

"Cock" went from 14 mentions in Jan 04 to 498 in Jan 2012.

BUT "cock" is down this year from 585 for Jan 2011.

"Message deleted by Mumsnet" has gone from 2 in Jan 2004 up to a whopping 847 in Jan 2012!

I do have all the fuck and cock stats for every year but didn't want to kill you all with boredom. If I haven't already.

I'm not sure whether to admire you or feel sorry for you!

Dedication to the cause indeed.

If you can't sleep again tonight you should draw charts of your data and post photos of them

this is really interesting /anorak emoticon required. But as Maryz says, you have to take into account the increased number of posts. So maybe next time you get bored you could try and factor that variable in, to see if we are becoming fouler mouthed fishwives year on year or not. I thik we probably are btw.

Ovo once you dispose of leave your dh will you marry me?

[sex change emoticon]

Actually GrooveFart, they weren't a boring lot in 2004. There was a lot of 'fun and frolics' and alot of hilarity.
There was quite a bit of bitching, and cliqueyness, but it just so happens that maybe Fuck, Cock is down, was not used so much then.
Mind you, tiz well cunty round here these days. not nice.

Too funny!

And here I was worried I'd get no replies to my weirdness geekiness.

MaryZ, stop enabling me! .
I was thinking I could try to find the most foul mouthed posters. Does Pagwatch say cunt more than the average? Is cock favoured by Dee? Does MaryZ like to fuck a lot?

Or I could just try getting some sleep I suppose.

This is great, I love a good ol' chat about statictics.

My boss looks at me like this every time he asks me to collate numbers of people attending a Conference and I return with Pie charts and percentages etc

wow, I feel all enlightened

Thank God for that, I read the thread title and thought you were just being really mean to MNHQ!

I'm actually a little bit scared of you...

Hang on a cottonwanking minute there Maryz.

Are you implying that I have as many posts deleted as B&R!?

You caah.

I am super nice.

I have had 1 deletion - a well deserved one on a thread where I was young and innocent and troll hunting (rightly ). And weirdly I had one reinstated after Rowan read my post wrong - but strangely still cones up on Advanced Search..

So only one hactually.

Ner.

Fantastic thread though, OvO.

I'm so glad you married a scorer.

Any statistics on wunking?

499 wunks and 128 were you, Chaos. Though probably lots more were you under seasonal name changes.

good grief,are you a social scientist.
useless but entertaining fact gathering
do apply to shitsville uni they do great research you could cite

760 cunts for 01/01 - 01/02

So the trend has continued and you lot continue to be cuntier year after year.

I know it's a zombie thread but it's my zombie thread! I was looking for something else entirely and came across this. Still amuses me and I haven't become less geeky.

Still waiting hopefully for the pie charts...

Don't forget to adjust for cunts in Chat!