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Please can we have a TMI topic?

59 replies

DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 11:18

So that I can hide it.

Anything that comes under the heading of crotch flakes, pustules, moistness, pus porn, poo or poo habbits, farts, add others as appropriate, could be banished there so that the rest of civalised society can rest easy knowing they should not be subjected to this hideousness. Grin

Since joining the site I have been exposed to things that can never be unseen Sad

Please Thanks

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Trills · 16/11/2011 11:23

No-one will use it, they'll just post in AIBU anyway

DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 11:27

arn't you the queen of getting them moved though Trills Wink

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RebeccaMumsnet · 16/11/2011 11:30

Thanks for the suggestion anyone else think that this is a good idea?

DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 11:50

'Save our eyes, say 'No' to TMI by surprise.'
'Save our eyes, say 'No' to TMI by surprise.'

and repeate

The topic could issue little sachet of brain bleach and a eyeball scourer to anyone who dares to enter.

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DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 12:03

this is a beautiful example of why we need this - spermy sex towel ffs there is no place for that in my life!

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Trills · 16/11/2011 12:08

Isn't "crispy sex towel" a MN keyword.

As in:

I've namechanged but I am a regular, red rug cripsy sex towel penguin nice ham pombear

DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 12:16

I couldn't bare to write crispy spermy sex towel!

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DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 13:42
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DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 16:15

Come on people, opinions please

[Hopeful emoticon]

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smileitssunny · 16/11/2011 16:30

Good plan. Although who'll read it?

DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 16:35

judging from the content of many, many threads I bet it would be one of the more popular topics!

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DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 21:23
Sad
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downtroddenabby · 16/11/2011 21:26

Me me me me

I want it!!!!!

Had to hide 'poo in vagina' thread tonight.

SixStringWidowTwankey · 16/11/2011 21:27

Joining the good fight :)

A very good suggestion OP

DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 16/11/2011 21:36

yay! people have arrived, spread the word!

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DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 17/11/2011 10:50
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DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 17/11/2011 16:07

Last ditch effort to get abit of support.

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PinotHolidaysAreComing · 17/11/2011 19:43

I agree. People are only put off as we currently have a gazillion topics already.

For example, I'd like an "Ickle wickle iddybiddy kitten" topic where I can squeeeeeeeeee and wang on about kittens all day, and thrust my profile pics upon all and sundry.

I am not joking

DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 17/11/2011 21:36

you know she's a bit partial to tits

I knew I could count on you.

So... that makes 5 of us then, surley that must be enough to get it agreed, yes?

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LordAlconleighsEntrenchingTool · 17/11/2011 21:40

PLEASE no more fucking topics.

Or a one in, one out policy. There are so many USELESS topics which get zero traffic on MN, please don't create more.

SixStringWidowTwankey · 17/11/2011 21:49

Add a TMI topic.

Get rid of Ford

DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 17/11/2011 21:52

I could live with that. I nominate AIBU to be kicked into the abyss! Grin

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LordAlconleighsEntrenchingTool · 17/11/2011 22:07

Or get rid of the World Cup 2012. Or e-readers. Or the Fish Bowl.

SixStringWidowTwankey · 17/11/2011 22:10

or Royal Wedding...

LordAlconleighsEntrenchingTool · 17/11/2011 22:11

Or 80% of the topic list, actually.