Please can we have a TMI topic?

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So that I can hide it.

Anything that comes under the heading of crotch flakes, pustules, moistness, pus porn, poo or poo habbits, farts, add others as appropriate, could be banished there so that the rest of civalised society can rest easy knowing they should not be subjected to this hideousness.

Since joining the site I have been exposed to things that can never be unseen

Please

No-one will use it, they'll just post in AIBU anyway

arn't you the queen of getting them moved though Trills

Thanks for the suggestion anyone else think that this is a good idea?

'Save our eyes, say 'No' to TMI by surprise.'
'Save our eyes, say 'No' to TMI by surprise.'

and repeate

The topic could issue little sachet of brain bleach and a eyeball scourer to anyone who dares to enter.

this is a beautiful example of why we need this - spermy sex towel ffs there is no place for that in my life!

Isn't "crispy sex towel" a MN keyword.

As in:

I've namechanged but I am a regular, red rug cripsy sex towel penguin nice ham pombear

I couldn't bare to write crispy spermy sex towel!

Come on people, opinions please

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Good plan. Although who'll read it?

judging from the content of many, many threads I bet it would be one of the more popular topics!

Me me me me

I want it!!!!!

Had to hide 'poo in vagina' thread tonight.

Joining the good fight :)

A very good suggestion OP

yay! people have arrived, spread the word!

Last ditch effort to get abit of support.

I agree. People are only put off as we currently have a gazillion topics already.

For example, I'd like an "Ickle wickle iddybiddy kitten" topic where I can squeeeeeeeeee and wang on about kittens all day, and thrust my profile pics upon all and sundry.

I am not joking

you know she's a bit partial to tits

I knew I could count on you.

So... that makes 5 of us then, surley that must be enough to get it agreed, yes?

PLEASE no more fucking topics.

Or a one in, one out policy. There are so many USELESS topics which get zero traffic on MN, please don't create more.

Add a TMI topic.

Get rid of Ford

I could live with that. I nominate AIBU to be kicked into the abyss!

Or get rid of the World Cup 2012. Or e-readers. Or the Fish Bowl.

or Royal Wedding...

Or 80% of the topic list, actually.