Craziest place you've had sex

[SportGirl]

Ive got two, first one was at Leek Rudyard railway car park I did it on the car bonnet with my ex. The other one was a multistory car park in Newport Wales. What's the craziest place you've had sex?

The lounge.

At the Louvre. And it wasn’t even in the toilets…😬

needless to say, we made a VERY quick getaway.

The snooker room in a hotel.
Against the wall of a cemetary
Kids playground
Shop doorway.

Worthing

Centreparcs longleat swimming pool changing room family cubicle ( no kids) eeek it was quick

The bridge in Cologne by the cathedral with all the padlocks.
A service station car park.

The forest against a tree, in a stable in January 🥶, a very sandy north Devon beach on some rocks (nearly got caught that time 😆), in a car (lots of times).

Barnet market

I’m an old fashioned girl! I prefer the comfort of a nice bed to anything whacky!

But many, many moons ago l gave my first blowie behind a restaurant in the Tuileries Gardens in Paris. It was discreet and sorrounded by grass and trees, very posh! My sister says there should be a blue plaque on the restaurant 😀

Near a footpath in some bushes, we could see people walking by, they did not know we were there. We were close enough to hear them.
DP, liked the outdoors and we made a game of it. I quite liked it.

If that was just a quickie I guess it must have been a Starlight Express then....!

@SportGirl

Years and years ago ....

Bottle store of a French cross-channel ferry! Ouch! Splinters

Barrow-in-Furness

Doesn't get much weirder than there

I also remembered one time in a travelodge corridor by the lifts when I was 17 and we got caught and nearly had then police on us, one person casually just walked past us but the next person must have complained

In a Mini Metro.
Toilets in Wetherspoons
The back garden.
On a beach in Normandy.
The back of Prezzo's on the Euston Road

Middle of some lovely woodland on a hot sunny day....

On the bonnet of my husbands car somewhere in the middle of Dartmoor, we think the marines were out that night, was lucky our escapade never found it's way online. On a popular but thankfully at the time deserted tourist trail in my hometown.

Dows fingering your girlfriend (now wife), from behind. in Waterstones count? This was 1991, so virtually no cameras at that time. Plus, she had a hole in her leggings!

not classy at all - various car parks, various toilets, farmers fields, sand dunes (not recommended sand is a right bugger for chafing), garden centre, middle of an empty office….. gym showers (lockable cubicle though). I always prefer a comfy bed though.

BF at the time was an exhibitionist and owned one of those massive people carrier cars where seats can be removed. Never mind Mystery Machine, it was a portable Sexmobile…… probably wasn’t the first he did that with but was with him over four years and seemed to be anywhere and every where ….

David Lloyd Sauna…

No matter where in the world l am, l draw the line at having sex in a toilet.

Oh god, a train toilet 🤢 sorry, I was young and we were on a bit of a mission that weekend I seem to remember!

No mile high club people yet, I notice....

A change room in Ann Summers, I did by the lingerie I was trying on.

Swimming pool cubicles.
in the pool on sauna night when you can swim naked
in the cellar because DP’s kids wouldn’t go to bed
in my garden, in his garden.
in his car in the woods near the house because my adult DC was at home.
Anywhere we can really because we are still horny for each other after 4 years - hence the name.