Craziest place you've had sex

[SportGirl]

Ive got two, first one was at Leek Rudyard railway car park I did it on the car bonnet with my ex. The other one was a multistory car park in Newport Wales. What's the craziest place you've had sex?

Bristol Gardens Health Spa in Brighton. Saturday couples’ night is very steamy.

I've just Googled and I'm surprised this place exists, unless I've misunderstood something.

I take it entry is barred for single men? Otherwise the place would just be flooded with about 50 men for every 1 woman.

No, there are Singles nights… and very strict rules.

It’s not that unusual. There are places like that all over the country. You just have to know where to look.

That’s brilliant @PinotPony if I’m ever single again I’m not doing OLD I’m doing naked singles swimming events 😂 no catfishing there!! Plus I love swimming and quite like being naked!

Are you tempted @shuggles?!

I guess a slight concern would be the men wouldn’t all be the type I’d want to see naked…

With the exception of work colleagues, l’m quite relaxed about being seen naked (as was my mother) with a no phones no cameras rule. I used to do life modelling for art classes. There are probably a few naked paintings of me gathering dust in one or two people’s lofts 😀. Mum used to tell sister and l that there was nothing wrong with bodies, but beeare of bad people.

The problem is that when seen by a number of those random men, it is seen as a direct invitation for something else. I don’t care who sees my body, we all have them, but l am choosy about who l share it with.

Not a crazy place, but used to keep a pair of heels in cupboard under the sink in the bathroom, me and DH would sneak in there away from the kids while the shower was on or bath was been run. Heels because 1 - he liked them and 2 - bit more height for ease for both of us

This might be of interest

https://www.bn.org.uk/activities/naturist-activities-in-uk/

On a poolside bed at a quite risqué holiday place in Mexico, while three other beds were similarly occupied, after a lovely dinner and nice wine. A few years ago now.

I am utterly confused, more than anything else.

The phenomenon of the gay bath house is well known, but my understanding was that the heterosexual equivalent doesn't exist because men would vastly outnumber women, and any woman who entered such a place would be very uncomfortable as she would find herself the centre of all attention.

Is this not what happens at this sauna? How is this situation avoided?

Most clubs may have some events where anyone can go, and then other events which are for couples (often also open to single ladies) with a very strict cap on single men (e.g. 50 couples and 5 single men). There are also strict rules about behaviour, and any single men who can't act politely will know that he's likely to get chucked out and possibly permanently barred.

There's more emphasis on consent at a swingers club than most 'normal' nightclubs.

Usually the organisers balance numbers to ensure there’s an even split of genders and, as @PaulReveresays, any man who made a woman feel uncomfortable would be asked to leave and probably banned. The “wanking dead” are frowned upon!

I’ve had groups of men follow me hopefully around the spa 😂 but nobody has ever been pushy or rude. And, let’s face it, the purpose of going is to get laid. If I wanted a tranquil relaxing experience with no men, I’d go to a nice exclusive hotel spa.

Just avoid the hot tub at KK Hedonism… after midnight it’s like spunk soup in there! 🤢😂

Yuk.

Oh gross 😂

For those of a more delicate nature on this thread, it's more common I think for clubs to say "no playing in the pools" (think of the old no heavy petting posters!) 😂

Although I was just reading the BGHS rest rooms etiquette and one guideline is Please keep all noise to a minimum which sounds optimistic 😂Although one night I was at a different club and one particular woman had been loudly narrating everything she was doing all evening ("you're licking my pussy! You're fucking my pussy") interspersed with performative shrieking, and there had been smirks, and eventually in a communal area someone else shouted "shut up I'm trying to concentrate" 😂😂😂

I was kind of imagining it being like the pool at my gym but naked. That would be quite sexy.

spunk soup not so much 😂

So on the subject of a heterosexual version of a gay bath house, many women have told me that they would not attend a place like that because of safety. What would you say to those women?

How do the organisers limit the number of men? Are ugly men excluded, or is other criteria used?

I think I’ve explained it perfectly well…

This was obviously meant to be a light-hearted thread. There’s plenty of info on other threads about how swinging/ kink events operate, so let’s not derail this one.

I'd say that if they don't actually know how these places work, it's a bit pointless to start saying what they would or wouldn't do.

And different venues and events probably have different criteria.

Plenty of pools have naturists evenings with females present I go to the Glasgow one

l would just burst out laughing if l overheard porn film type comments like that. 😀

Naturism is not a sexual thing though, and from what I understand anyone who goes to a naturist event for sexual purposes will be thrown out. What the other people were describing is basically a heterosexual version of a gay sauna.

Yes just to be clear I wouldn’t want to go to a ‘gay sauna’ naked. I just liked the idea of swimming naked. But probably wouldn’t enjoy it depending on the type of men there

Oh god so many poor choices when I was young!

But the craziest was in the engine of a cargo train going across Spain that we had somehow hitched a lift on despite not speaking a word of Spanish.

It was very funny 🤣