Craziest place you've had sex

[SportGirl]

Ive got two, first one was at Leek Rudyard railway car park I did it on the car bonnet with my ex. The other one was a multistory car park in Newport Wales. What's the craziest place you've had sex?

On a deserted beach, a few cars, next to a lake, in changing rooms of a well known retailer, with only a curtain protecting us …

I’d love to get my husband to do al fresco, I always enjoyed it when younger. My first partnered orgasm was on a beach. My husband is not keen at all

Bird hide in a nature reserve.

All at night:

St. James's Park, near Buckingham Palace.
On the Downs in Sussex
Against a car in a dark country lane
On the back of one of those tall white wickets on wheels that you find on playing fields. There are very convenient foot-steps on the backs.
At the top of the nursery slope in Val d'Isere
In my storage unit in the basement of my flats (MIL was staying and we were desperate)

Apart from the one with MIL, all the others are in the dim and distant past. It's been comfy beds for many years now.

ETA: It wasn't a wicket, it was something called a cricket sight screen. I knew it was something to do with cricket. Boyfriend was tall, and stepping up onto that part at the bottom, and having the sloped railing-like thing to hold on to, made it probably the most comfortable standing-up shag that I've had!

I can't add a photo on an edit. This is what I mean:

Oh! That reminds me! I dated a police detective in a major city and we had sex in his car in the car park under the nick! 🤣

I'll add a "No place!" : Anything al fresco. Not for me!

getting caught is always a problem😀

Or part of the thrill!

Having read through variety in this thread, I have to say that I’m quite surprised that I have never actually wandered across any couple getting it on.

Anyone ever caught another couple at it, or at least looking suspiciously like they heard/saw you coming and were just about to be caught at it?

On a balcony in a hotel in Cambridge - did not see the guy in the window above us until finished - oops!

I have also been caught on a balcony! I was on top, thankfully in my bra so he probably didn’t see that much.

and I’ve walked in on a friend once while she was in a very comprising position.

oh, and a uni flatmate masturbating in the bathroom

How could you see someone in the window above you from being on a balcony below?

In a lift.

In somebodys drive but didnt know it was a drive till they pulled in behind us

I worked as a door supervisor for many years, and caught several couples in the act, usually in fairly grim toilet cubicles 🤢

Caught two coppers , male and female, in the back of their Ford Escort squad car, in a forest in NW Britain, in 1988. It was in a forest clearing and my mate and I were taking photographs of an abandoned house in thd forest, as part of our 'A' photography course. When we had finished we walked back and came into a clearing and face to face with the coppers. We had no film in our cameras ( shame) but proceeded to pretend to take photos if them, before bombing it off back into the forest. I recall there was a lot of shouting coming from the police car, but, both my mate and i were running so fast and pissing ourselves laughing to care.

🤣🤣 thats brilliant!

There were no more balconies above and the windos was one of those floor to ceiling ones!

I am more concerned that you have sex with your bra on 😀.

On top of a chest freezer in someone's kitchen, in a hired Fiat panda up a mountain on a Greek island, in my younger days I had lots of good fun sex in cars , and once on the edge of a playing field under a tree at dawn, some distance from a road etc but you would have known what we were doing, all good fun. And a few times in the place I worked, one time balanced on a stack of car wheels .

Depending on how you define "had sex" ...
Riding across Tower Bridge on a motorcycle, right hand on the throttle, left hand behind me. (In my defence, it was her idea.)