Any sex tips to impress him

[Hopefullyoneday12]

I really like the guy I'm seeing.
I find the sex amazing and have told him that.
He is much more experienced than me and although I think he enjoys it too, I wish it was as incredible for him as it is for me.
I want to keep the relationship going for a while longer yet.
Would appreciate any tips / practical suggestions to really 'blow his mind'. Or at least make it very hot.

@Marineboy67

I worked for a bloke that said he liked his Mrs to wear a pair of Wellingtons when they had sex. Apparently it reminded him of the German exchange girl he lost his virginity to. I totally forgot about this until I did a plumbing job at his house. I had to replace the float valve in the upstairs toilet. On passing their bedroom the door was open and sure enough there by the side of the bed stood a pair a green ladles wellies. That made I chuckle 😃

Thank you so much for this 😂😂😂 I was having a shit day until I read this!

She can't make up her mind!

@GentlemanJayFab

This.

As if pervs trawl mumsnet for tame descriptions of fairly vanilla sex acts to get their kicks when the entire internet is full of free disgusting porn...

Of course they do as is evidenced by the threads when pervs trawl MN.

Some people like to coerce people into sharing details of their sex life without knowing they're responding in real time to a twat in his Mum's basement in Hull with one hand fapping about in his stained boxers. Plenty of people don't want readily available porn, they get off on the thrill of tricking mothers.

Completely agree with @ShowOfHands

Poo troll
School pumps troll
Uggs troll
School skirt troll

To name a few
Some pervs DO get off by posting things on here to try and get other people to share their stories for wank fodder. I don’t understand it and never want to

As if pervs trawl mumsnet for tame descriptions of fairly vanilla sex acts to get their kicks when the entire internet is full of free disgusting porn..

Men phone random charity helplines so they can talk dirty to volunteer call takers, so why wouldn't they also come onto Mumsnet?

You could consider sitting on his face giving hime a full blow job with his permission. If that is that is appropiate. Or going to dinner and passing him your lingerie mid way thought the meal.

uggs troll ??

Please tell me there really isn't a sicko pervert who gets their kicks from uggs boots. They are literally the worst shoes on the planet...next to crocs maybe...

Yep, teenage boys in Uggs if I remember rightly

I want to keep the relationship going for a while longer yet.

@Hopefullyoneday12 In my experience relationships last longer if they're about getting to know each other via chatting etc rather than with a heavy emphasis on the sex.

A lot of men will use women for sex and then bin them as they don't respect them as individuals. Or at least that's my experience and what I've heard from other women at times.

A mouthful of cold water, then engulf his penis head, shave him down below, (if he isn't already), run an ice cube along his shaft and around his balls, let him watch you pleasure yourself or lower yourself onto his face, but keep your foo foo far enough away so he can't like you, but close enough so he can inhale your sexy musk.

Works for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, lick not like.

A mouthful of cold water, then engulf his penis head, shave him down below, (if he isn't already), run an ice cube along his shaft and around his balls, let him watch you pleasure yourself

All at once?

I can't even pat my head and rub my tummy simultaneously.
Or is it rubbing head and patting tummy?

How can anyone give sex tips and refer to their genitalia as "foo foo" in the same post is utterly beyond me.

Wack is a man, so it's not his foo foo, which might explain it...

Foo foo 😆😆

Wasn't Foo Foo the name of the horse in AristoCats?

@Wack

A mouthful of cold water, then engulf his penis head, shave him down below, (if he isn't already), run an ice cube along his shaft and around his balls, let him watch you pleasure yourself or lower yourself onto his face, but keep your foo foo far enough away so he can't like you, but close enough so he can inhale your sexy musk.

Works for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the actual fuck ??

OP you could try what I do with my DH sometimes. He really likes it if I hit his bellend with a stiff boar brush hairbrush. Repeatedly really hard. Till it splits sometimes.
Or paper cuts all over his cock followed by a neat vinegar rinse.
Works for us 😊

@alwaysontheloo

OP you could try what I do with my DH sometimes. He really likes it if I hit his bellend with a stiff boar brush hairbrush. Repeatedly really hard. Till it splits sometimes. Or paper cuts all over his cock followed by a neat vinegar rinse. Works for us 😊

Brilliant... I may try this with a metal suede brush

Sexy musk 😂😂😂
Fucking hell....

@easylemonsqueezy A wire suede brush always brings up Dh's foreskin in a lovely pattern.
Go against the grain vigorously though or you'll get terrible shredding of the skin (actually you will find that happens either direction 😉)

[quote alwaysontheloo]@easylemonsqueezy A wire suede brush always brings up Dh's foreskin in a lovely pattern.
Go against the grain vigorously though or you'll get terrible shredding of the skin (actually you will find that happens either direction 😉)[/quote]
I'm mindful of your tips.
Appreciate your time 😊

@ChiaraRimini

How can anyone give sex tips and refer to their genitalia as "foo foo" in the same post is utterly beyond me.

😂😂😂

@Wack

A mouthful of cold water, then engulf his penis head, shave him down below, (if he isn't already), run an ice cube along his shaft and around his balls, let him watch you pleasure yourself or lower yourself onto his face, but keep your foo foo far enough away so he can't like you, but close enough so he can inhale your sexy musk.

Works for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How close does a man have to get to your Foo Foo (!!?????) before he likes you?