Any sex tips to impress him

[Hopefullyoneday12]

I really like the guy I'm seeing.
I find the sex amazing and have told him that.
He is much more experienced than me and although I think he enjoys it too, I wish it was as incredible for him as it is for me.
I want to keep the relationship going for a while longer yet.
Would appreciate any tips / practical suggestions to really 'blow his mind'. Or at least make it very hot.

Did he not like the sharp nail up his bum?

@LivingDeadGirlUK

It's all about fingering and keeping the tube clean.

Oh wait sorry that was a Sax tip.

oh it's too early for this

There’s a sex topic area, that’s where the sex posts are supposed to be so if people don’t want to read about sex they can avoid it.

Not opening threads with ‘sex tips’ in the title is probably a good way to avoid the whole messy business too.

Dressing up as a fictional character may help- Ron Weaslely or Edward Scissorhands work for me ( if the latter avoid the anal)

@showofhands thanks for making my morning 🤣 Amazing first reply 👏

@334bu

Was he not the mad cow burger guy as well?

That was John Gummer. He revealed in a newspaper about having pillows on his bed that said sex, sex, sex and yes, yes, yes.

There you go Op, sexy pillow cases!

Don’t shove a burger up his bum though op, or if you do, make sure it’s cold. It’s a bugger when you get arse burns from a flame grilled whopper.

I worked for a bloke that said he liked his Mrs to wear a pair of Wellingtons when they had sex. Apparently it reminded him of the German exchange girl he lost his virginity to. I totally forgot about this until I did a plumbing job at his house. I had to replace the float valve in the upstairs toilet. On passing their bedroom the door was open and sure enough there by the side of the bed stood a pair a green ladles wellies. That made I chuckle 😃

Don’t forget to lick the reed.

Oh sorry - that one’s another sax tip….

Just to clarify: You have a DH and a side piece? But only the side piece is getting a finger up the bum?

( if the latter avoid the anal) Stop!

No, none.

Oh FFS really, I have just had my breakfast !!!

@speakout

Dressing up as a fictional character may help- Ron Weaslely or Edward Scissorhands work for me ( if the latter avoid the anal)

..and the waterbed.

My tip is: use raspberry jam instead of strawberry. Tastes loads better!

Always check acrylics are on securely before fingers up bum.

Ah shite, the first bit of my post somehow got deleted - I meant to say, never mind the sex, bake him a nice Victoria Sponge.

Can you imagine the static from a football shirt, it would have all your hairs standing straight up.

Wow 😂

@ShowOfHands

Think to yourself "what would Thatcher do" and you won't go far wrong.

😭

Hi, OP. We're moving your thread to the Sex topic now.

You think op's coming back?

I think you could consider what you want from a relationship.

@LivingDeadGirlUK

It's all about fingering and keeping the tube clean.

Oh wait sorry that was a Sax tip.

Knit him a Willy warmer. He’ll be thrilled and there will be no need for any tips from us lot

This.

As if pervs trawl mumsnet for tame descriptions of fairly vanilla sex acts to get their kicks when the entire internet is full of free disgusting porn...