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Any sex tips to impress him

130 replies

Hopefullyoneday12 · 25/03/2022 07:42

I really like the guy I'm seeing.
I find the sex amazing and have told him that.
He is much more experienced than me and although I think he enjoys it too, I wish it was as incredible for him as it is for me.
I want to keep the relationship going for a while longer yet.
Would appreciate any tips / practical suggestions to really 'blow his mind'. Or at least make it very hot.

OP posts:
PollyPutTheKettleOnKettleOn · 25/03/2022 08:15

Perhaps she just used 'Dh' as shorthand instead of partner of boyfriend or something else.

@Hopefullyoneday12 I've had a quick look back at your posts and you sound a bit vulnerable to me.

You've fallen very hard for (and having amazing sex with) a man who doesn't feel as strongly for you. And who, from the sounds of it, sees you as more of a casual relationship than a long term partner?

You have been married (maybe you're now divorced) to someone who cheated on you for years.

You're also in your 30s and have been looking at having a book job. You have said you're extremely sensitivity to rejection. You have likened your feelings to limerance.

I think you're putting yourself in a vulnerable position in many ways. You don't need to learn lots of new sex tricks to keep hold of him and I'm worried that you're feelings will lead you to engage in sexual activity that is ultimately harmful to your mental wellbeing.

Unless this man has fallen at your feet and worships the ground you walk on, while treating you at all times with the utmost care and respect, I think you should back away. Quickly.

And please please don't even think about putting yourself through surgery!

If he loves you, you won't need to do things in bed to keep him interested. Right now, it seems like he has a great deal - a woman in her prime who is absolutely desperate to please him.

PollyPutTheKettleOnKettleOn · 25/03/2022 08:16

Meant to say - men don't need sexual acrobatics from you, they just want to know you're having a great time. You don't need to emulate porn stars.

Please rethink this relationship.

PollyPutTheKettleOnKettleOn · 25/03/2022 08:17

*boob not book!

TheDoveFromAboveCooCoo · 25/03/2022 08:21

So do you have a DH and another "casual" partner on the go?

This thread is getting weird.

NashvilleQueen · 25/03/2022 08:22

'What would Thatcher do?' as the first response has made my morning.

Brideandprejudice · 25/03/2022 08:24

Too many questions but I'm not sure I want to know answers

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 25/03/2022 08:26

Maybe a threesome - you, him and charismatic DH would keep everyone interested? Perhaps the guys could sort out all the arse stuff and then you wouldn’t have to worry about how to do that bit of it?

LivingDeadGirlUK · 25/03/2022 08:26

It's all about fingering and keeping the tube clean.

Oh wait sorry that was a Sax tip.

CloseYourEyesAndSee · 25/03/2022 08:27

TALK to him
Sex isn't a performance. If you want mind blowing sex talk about what you enjoyed, ask him what he enjoyed, talk about what you might like to try...
I have mind blowing sex with my partner of several years because we talk about it.

CoraPearl · 25/03/2022 08:29
Hmm

My mind boggles that you’re asking a bunch of strangers for sex tips to keep a guy interested when all you need to do is ask him. Yes, really, it is this simple. Ask him - he knows what does it for him far better than any of us do.

MissNothing1991 · 25/03/2022 08:32

HmmWine

babywalker56 · 25/03/2022 08:33

Why do people get so stressed when someone posts about sex on here? Is sex not apart of relationships? Do you not have sex? I really would love to hear why some people get so worked up about posters talking about sex as if it's some taboo topic

springbreak22 · 25/03/2022 08:34

Why do people get so stressed when someone posts about sex on here? Is sex not apart of relationships? Do you not have sex? I really would love to hear why some people get so worked up about posters talking about sex as if it's some taboo topic

Yea I don't get that either

CloseYourEyesAndSee · 25/03/2022 08:37

@springbreak22

Why do people get so stressed when someone posts about sex on here? Is sex not apart of relationships? Do you not have sex? I really would love to hear why some people get so worked up about posters talking about sex as if it's some taboo topic

Yea I don't get that either

Same As if pervs trawl mumsnet for tame descriptions of fairly vanilla sex acts to get their kicks when the entire internet is full of free disgusting porn...
hazandduck · 25/03/2022 08:38

@ShowOfHands

Think to yourself "what would Thatcher do" and you won't go far wrong.
Best piece of advice I’ve ever seen on Mumsnet. 😂
RustyShackleford3 · 25/03/2022 08:40

Pocket sand is my go to move. Good luck!

RustyShackleford3 · 25/03/2022 08:40

Oh and make sure you're looking right at him when you throw the sand in his face

ChickenStripper · 25/03/2022 08:41

@ShowOfHands

She does know there's a sex board as she's recently been asking on there about how to stick a finger up his arse in order to keep him interested.
😂
DrSbaitso · 25/03/2022 08:41

"Rasputin! Bring forth the scuba diving suit with the bottom cut out and unleash the rampant Wildebeest!"

Hoppinggreen · 25/03/2022 08:41

@springbreak22

Why do people get so stressed when someone posts about sex on here? Is sex not apart of relationships? Do you not have sex? I really would love to hear why some people get so worked up about posters talking about sex as if it's some taboo topic

Yea I don't get that either

There’s a sex topic area, that’s where the sex posts are supposed to be so if people don’t want to read about sex they can avoid it.
ChangeAndHelp · 25/03/2022 08:42

When is tour deadline?

DrSbaitso · 25/03/2022 08:43

As if pervs trawl mumsnet for tame descriptions of fairly vanilla sex acts to get their kicks when the entire internet is full of free disgusting porn...

You can't get a load of unsuspecting and unwitting women interacting with you over it and sharing their stories that way.

The OP itself isn't particularly suspect, but together with previous threads...

veevee04 · 25/03/2022 08:43

No don't attempt to blow his mind all the time , he might get lazy . I wish I spent more time focused on getting them to blow my mind rather than me doing it all Wink.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/03/2022 08:43

Thatcher would hit him with her handbag!

DrSbaitso · 25/03/2022 08:44

Thatcher would refuse him post coital milk.

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