Any sex tips to impress him

[Hopefullyoneday12]

I really like the guy I'm seeing.
I find the sex amazing and have told him that.
He is much more experienced than me and although I think he enjoys it too, I wish it was as incredible for him as it is for me.
I want to keep the relationship going for a while longer yet.
Would appreciate any tips / practical suggestions to really 'blow his mind'. Or at least make it very hot.

@ShowOfHands

She does know there's a sex board as she's recently been asking on there about how to stick a finger up his arse in order to keep him interested.

What am I reading

Believe it or not, pervs DO trawl MN for tales of what normal ‘housewives’ do in their bedrooms. That’s why there are hundreds of thousands (millions?) of porn videos reenacting it for them.

If you are sticking a finger up his arse (whether he is DH, this guy or whoever) - cut your goddamn nails.

You’re welcome.

Best sex tip ever - ask your partner what they like. You might be too young to remember when David Mellor MP shagged his “mistress” whilst wearing a football kit. It is those sorts of conversations that really matter. If this guy could get great sex by talking about secret desires, I’m sure that you will too.
Failing that, the Thatcher tip is good too.

Such a sad post.

I wonder if he's on Dad's Net asking for the same advice?

There’s a sex topic area, that’s where the sex posts are supposed to be so if people don’t want to read about sex they can avoid it.

@Hoppinggreen that's all good and well that there's a sex board but can someone not post in relationships as it gets more traffic?
I often see people posting in AIBU where it could have been posted in Chat. I don't see this constant uproar.

If you don't want to read about sex then don't open it or post a comment....

@PollyPutTheKettleOnKettleOn

*boob not book!

No book is a good idea. Join a book club, OP, and try to broaden your general knowledge and literacy. You sound rather shallow. HTH

Communication. Strangers on the internet won't have a clue what he likes.

Also, consent. It goes both ways. You can't just stick fingers in places without asking first even if he is male.

@PollyPutTheKettleOnKettleOn

Perhaps she just used 'Dh' as shorthand instead of partner of boyfriend or something else.

@Hopefullyoneday12 I've had a quick look back at your posts and you sound a bit vulnerable to me.

You've fallen very hard for (and having amazing sex with) a man who doesn't feel as strongly for you. And who, from the sounds of it, sees you as more of a casual relationship than a long term partner?

You have been married (maybe you're now divorced) to someone who cheated on you for years.

You're also in your 30s and have been looking at having a book job. You have said you're extremely sensitivity to rejection. You have likened your feelings to limerance.

I think you're putting yourself in a vulnerable position in many ways. You don't need to learn lots of new sex tricks to keep hold of him and I'm worried that you're feelings will lead you to engage in sexual activity that is ultimately harmful to your mental wellbeing.

Unless this man has fallen at your feet and worships the ground you walk on, while treating you at all times with the utmost care and respect, I think you should back away. Quickly.

And please please don't even think about putting yourself through surgery!

If he loves you, you won't need to do things in bed to keep him interested. Right now, it seems like he has a great deal - a woman in her prime who is absolutely desperate to please him.

All of this. OP please take note of this post in particular. It's spot on.

@CloseYourEyesAndSee @springbreak22 Unfortunately that’s very much a thing on MN. So many threads along these lines are started and then get taken down as MN identify the OP as not being who they say they are. That’s why the sex board is there as you can’t just join and immediately post on there. Doesn’t weed out all the pervs, but it helps!!

@babywalker56

Why do people get so stressed when someone posts about sex on here? Is sex not apart of relationships? Do you not have sex? I really would love to hear why some people get so worked up about posters talking about sex as if it's some taboo topic

Because the chances of it being wank fodder for some random man is so high. The op had that written all over it. It's why mn has a sex forum, but still the op posts on relationships.

There are pervs on MN there has always been, their posts usually get zapped pretty quickly though.

The Sex board is mostly occupied by men, so it would be a better place to ask?

OP if man is not into you (and I mean emotionally) then the best sex on the planet is not going to make him stay.

If 'good sex' is the sum total of what you can offer and hope it will keep a man, then you need to reassess your values.

@ShowOfHands proper laughing out loud here

(Sorry OP 🙈)

@KloppsTeeth. The most bizarre part of that is that he had a wife and a mistress!

@JinglingHellsBells

Such a sad post.

I wonder if he's on Dad's Net asking for the same advice?

Reddit sex advice boards are full of men trying to improve the experience for their female partner, if that helps?

My advice would be communicate with him. What does he like? What doesn’t he like? Does he actually WANT pornstar moves? More likely, he wants a partner who feels engaged and like they are an active participant, rather than someone performing a series of moves for him. Talk to him.

It's too early in the morning to be thinking of this.

Have a nice cup of tea and some toast and get on with your day.

Then when you see him later you can ask him and he will be able to tell you because I don't think any of us know.

I second the posters suggesting you ask him what he might like. And if it's something you realise you don't want to do, find your self esteem and say no.

The replies on this thread have made my morning though!

Apparently ping pong balls are impressive, especially if you can aim them at a target.

[quote MuggleMadness]@KloppsTeeth. The most bizarre part of that is that he had a wife and a mistress![/quote]
Yes! Lightning stuck twice there!

@KloppsTeeth

Best sex tip ever - ask your partner what they like. You might be too young to remember when David Mellor MP shagged his “mistress” whilst wearing a football kit. It is those sorts of conversations that really matter. If this guy could get great sex by talking about secret desires, I’m sure that you will too. Failing that, the Thatcher tip is good too.

@KloppsTeeth, blimey, bit early for David, you have ruined me for the rest of the day.

@viques

Was he not the mad cow burger guy as well?

Be careful which strip you hand him. A sobbing Gazza outfit won't do...