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I think he’s sex people. Should I say something?

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HereWeGoAgainPart2 · 02/06/2021 17:26

Apologies in advance for possible tmi.

I’ve been seeing a very lovely man for nearly a year now after separating from my dh. I’m pretty inexperienced sexually and now finally in my late 30’s I’m realising what all the fuss is about sex. New partner and I have an amazing connection, I’ve never had sex like this before at all and it’s all been an absolute revelation to me.

Partner has been very patient with me as I have a few hang ups, have never had sex with the light on before I met him, have never had anyone even go down on me before. As I said, sex is incredible (for me, at least), it’s all very vanilla but he’s never pushed me in anyway to do anything that I don’t want to and never even suggested or tried to do anything I’m uncomfortable with.

But when I was with him at the weekend I was lying in bed while he was getting some bits out of his wardrobe. In the wardrobe were two large boxes - one was a stripper pole and the other was a sex swing. I have no idea if that’s what was actually in there, they could have just been boxed for storage (possibly? maybe?).

I’m not sex people so I don’t know if that’s the kind of thing that you keep between relationships? I guess they’re wipe clean? I half want to ask him but half don’t in case he starts doing a pole dance for me. Could it maybe just be something he keeps for a fancy wank or similar?

If someone likes stuff like that does it ever go away? He says he’s very happy with our sex life and has never done anything to suggest he isn’t.

But now I’m concerned that I’m going to end up in a sex swing or maybe he’ll be in the swing and I don’t know what to do with a naked man in a swing and it’s all a big mess.

OP posts:
WorraLiberty · 02/06/2021 17:28

There's a sex topic just in case you didn't know...

Aprilx · 02/06/2021 17:30

It might be my age but I literally do not know what you mean when you say “he’s sex people” and “I’m not sex people”.

OwlTwitterings · 02/06/2021 17:30

I imagine he wanted you to see the boxes as a way to bring up the subject and see how interested you are.

KirstenBlest · 02/06/2021 17:31

I'd report your thread and get it moved to the Sex section, where you'll be more likely to get a sensible reply.

reallyreallyborednow · 02/06/2021 17:32

It might be my age but I literally do not know what you mean when you say “he’s sex people” and “I’m not sex peoplE”

This. Clueless.

AnneLovesGilbert · 02/06/2021 17:32

You think he uses a strippers pole for a fancy wank? Grin

I’m hearing the “sex people” in the voice of Alan Partridge.

KirstenBlest · 02/06/2021 17:32

Sorry, cross-posted. I meant more sensible than my reply. I have no idea what sex people is either but AFAIK vanilla is a sort of pod thing that makes sugar taste horrible.

MrsPsmalls · 02/06/2021 17:32
Rfjkf · 02/06/2021 17:33

Same as Aprilx I have no idea what you mean, and also think this may be a wind up

floppybit · 02/06/2021 17:34

@AnneLovesGilbert @MrsPsmalls I'm sorry the Alan Partridge thing has made my day hahaha!

titchy · 02/06/2021 17:34

How does a sex swing differ from a normal one? Do you have to stake them into the grass? Wouldn't the neighbours see?

Cavagirl · 02/06/2021 17:35

"Would you like me to lapdance for you?"

WhoisRebecca · 02/06/2021 17:35

I knew what sex people meant and I immediately thought of Alan Partridge.

SinkGirl · 02/06/2021 17:35

I really needed that today.
Yours sincerely,
Not A Sex Person

RogueV · 02/06/2021 17:36

Sex people? What’s that then?!

Choice4567 · 02/06/2021 17:38

What is sex person?

BooGhoosty · 02/06/2021 17:38

No thank you, I don't want to be part of your sex festival.

Juststopit · 02/06/2021 17:38

Here we go - bored at half term are we?

Sex people - made me laugh though Grin

CandyLeBonBon · 02/06/2021 17:39

Omg that alan partridge sketch is gold! They're sex people!!! 😂

YippeeKiYay155 · 02/06/2021 17:39

Reminds me of being a teenager when we used to say boys were sex on legs. Maybe the modern equivalent is sex people? 🤔

theleafandnotthetree · 02/06/2021 17:40

OP if you are for real, I apologise but your post and the responses have given me a much needed belly laugh. I'll be looking at all the parents at my daughters football training tonight and silently categorising them as 'sex people' and 'not sex people'.

Flubgusters420 · 02/06/2021 17:40

Sex people Confused

PurpleSunrise · 02/06/2021 17:41

Sex people?

SleepingStandingUp · 02/06/2021 17:42

Sex people - do you mean sex worker? Or kinky? Swinger? Sexual? What?

Re the sex wing and pole, you're not going to end up on a sex swing without consenting to it. My understanding is you both sit on it, him underneath and you on his lap whilst you have sex. I saw it in Sex In The City.

I'd be v impressed if he could properly pole dance. I've seen male pole dancers and whilst I didn't find it sexy, I was impressed with their strength and they all had very nice bodies so lucky you

DogsSausages · 02/06/2021 17:42

Must be a pretty large wardrobe for a pole and a swing. Doesnt a pole have to be fixed to the floor.

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