A pic of his asshole!!!

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Urrrrr. We were sexting talking about rimming. Then on Whatsapp suddenly 4 pictures of his asshole pop up. He'd just taken then.. Clean and everything but I was eating my dinner and was like wooaahhh don't need to see that. Don't mind doing it but not sure I want the pics. Been seeing him about a year. Don't meet up often so a lot of sexting, first time he's done that though. What would you think? Not sure where to go from here.

I bought a very sturdy new scrubbing brush from Home Bargains yesterday. I’d recommend it for any bumholes that want rimming.

@ShirleyValentineswall

I've always wondered what the "B" in Oral-B stands for. The "Oral" is self-explanatory!

As for dragon butter - is it best for spreading on buns?

Nothing to add just thank you for this

Send him a pic of a prolapse anus. Ladies do not Google!

....And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that.....

Also, never confuse toothpaste with pile cream. You'll end up with receding gums and a ring of confidence...

Actually, years ago, someone painted a portrait of my chocolate starfish. And one of my chuff as well. Nice paintings, if you like that sort of thing.

Reanimated I just HAVE to know - did you pose for these paintings, did you supply a photograph or were they from memory?

why don't you keep it as your screen saver be great with people trying to workout what it is then realising .

I am at the hairdressers howling at this thread ..

Poocrumbs 😂😂😂

Did you end up replying op?

Did he send another message?

Did you pop around for some bum fun and got sucked up and are now stuck?

Chaos

Let's hope that OP isn't stuck. I've heard of butt plugs but I've yet to come across a butt plunger. Have they been invented yet? They'd be useful for removing foreign bodies, or even human bodies.

RIP OP, died how she lived - up a bumhole. It's what she would have wanted, etc

I hope that eager arsehole is getting more actual attention than it is from absolute strangers on this thread.

still making me howl with laughter!

Just saw this on FB and it reminded me of the toothpaste amateur bleach

Because really, when the act is carried out, does anyone have a good stare? Really take their time to appreciate it?

Stare into the brown eye, see who blinks first

I'm laughing so hard that my cat's left the room along with my composure!

How will the brown eye know if you've blinked first?

Daily Mail- hee hee, baboon arses...yes, I dare you, OP! 😁

Bloody WIFI went down all week, just laughed way through all the replies. I just left it for the night then replied next day without mentioning it. He hasn't mentioned it since either.

Thank God it was only your WIFI that went down. Do you think it was scandalised, trying to protect you, or both?

I need to leave this thread before I wake DW up howling with laughter.

Brill!