A pic of his asshole!!!

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Urrrrr. We were sexting talking about rimming. Then on Whatsapp suddenly 4 pictures of his asshole pop up. He'd just taken then.. Clean and everything but I was eating my dinner and was like wooaahhh don't need to see that. Don't mind doing it but not sure I want the pics. Been seeing him about a year. Don't meet up often so a lot of sexting, first time he's done that though. What would you think? Not sure where to go from here.

Am I the only one who thinks you're mean to leave the guy hanging considering you was talking about it.

What if he has pyles and farts in you face. No thank you, can I ask for those who do enjoy rimming. What is the fascination, does it taste Nice?

An ex once asked me to put a finger up during bj and all in could fèl was a hard poo bleurgh, never ever again won't even suck he balls in case of a cross over.

I don't even know how to describe this thread.

There is no such thing as a lube sufficiently bold in flavour to mask the taste of bum juice

(not envy!!) 😂

oh goodness, what a start to a saturday morning.

I am forever grateful for my technophobe dh who has reached the limit of his mobile phone abilities by texting me a sad face as he forgot to take a slice of my lovely fruit cake to work for his elevenses.

😂😂 I love this thread.

OP come back and tell us what happened, did you rush to his house for some fun bum time 😂😂😂

Serious question - are there a lot of leaky or sweaty arses out there? I’d have thought that anyone wanting their bum hole to have attention paid to it would present it in an appealing fashion, not like a candidate for soap and water.

Sexting ?? bleurgh 🤮🤮🤮

damson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bloody hel. Tears of laughter streaming down my face at this thread. The descriptors are brilliant

I now have more images of men's arses and how to go equiped than I'd've thought possible at this time of day

Another one here wondering why you needed 4 pics...was he trying to cajole his rusty bullet wound to smile or pout at you?

Perhaps he could pop a chrysanth in and make more of a Spring display?

Chocolate Starfish

I would reflexively vomit if i had to lick someone's arse. No way would I want to see pics of an old fashioned tea towel holder on my phone. I'm sorry but arse is arse and smells vile. Why oh why would you stick your tongue up someone's hole. I love my dh and i love the smell of him but that would just make me gag.

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Not sure whether to laugh or retch or do both! This thread has MN Classic written all over it!

Get him a chocolate mould of your asshole 😂 www.edibleanus.com

As I’m reading this my dog has just started enthusiastically cleaning his bum hole, it’s rather noisy.
He keeps stopping and looking at me while licking his lips and then going back to it
I think he appreciates the irony

Have you heard from him this morning OP

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Wasn't expecting that,

That song will be stuck in my head all day now! 😂

I think it's hilarious!

I'm assuming a bit more than you bargained for!

You should have found a really hairy one on Google and sent him that pretending it was yours... his response would have been brilliant

Perhaps he could pop a chrysanth in and make more of a Spring display?

"You can't put flowers in an arsehole and call it a vase".

In bed, reading comments, massively hung over and torn between 🤣 and 🤢

I was laughing anyway but then howled at TM71 comment and now after reading Tittygolightlys I'm gonna die as I now also have that song in my head but its forever going to be a reminder of this now