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A pic of his asshole!!!

197 replies

ncncncforthispost · 07/04/2018 00:15

Urrrrr. We were sexting talking about rimming. Then on Whatsapp suddenly 4 pictures of his asshole pop up. He'd just taken then.. Clean and everything but I was eating my dinner and was like wooaahhh don't need to see that. Don't mind doing it but not sure I want the pics. Been seeing him about a year. Don't meet up often so a lot of sexting, first time he's done that though. What would you think? Not sure where to go from here. Blush Hmm

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Bimbaloo · 07/04/2018 01:24

The nerves are most sensitive around rather than up the arsehole. Or so a friend told me.

sweeneytoddsrazor · 07/04/2018 01:24

I wouldn’t care if they pegged themselves with a soap-on-a-rope first.

ffs @RawhideRingpiece i have just spat my coffee over the laptop

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viques · 07/04/2018 01:25

poocrumbs!

You know those poncy puddings they do on Masterchef, the ones with about 15 little dabs of gel, powdered raspberries , frozen grapes and smeared salted caramel on the plate and an edible flower arranged with love?

They nearly always have chocolate soil. just saying.

RawhideRingpiece · 07/04/2018 01:25

Exactly. A clenched bumhole is trying to tell you something. Take the hint and stick to poocrumbless body parts.

Purpleneonpinkunicorns · 07/04/2018 01:27

Oh wow ..what an arsehole he is...hahaha sorry couldn't resist.

MrsAHotch · 07/04/2018 01:28

This is too much - the mechanics of an arsehole in an aroused/relaxed state are something that clearly bother you either way, Rawhide.

Whether someone chooses to rim or not, that’s up to them and I’m not going to shame them for it, but I can’t stop laughing at the thought of you being presented with a squeaky clean bum hole and you holding a crucifix aloft and denouncing it and all that it stands for.

SmileyBird · 07/04/2018 01:31

Shouldn’t it be arsehole? Or are you American OP?

RawhideRingpiece · 07/04/2018 01:35

I’m an atheist so I’m not going to be waving a crucifix at anybody’s bumhole. I’d be more likely to wave a can of Febreze if one tried to invade my personal space.

member · 07/04/2018 01:41

Is it a practice mainly for the haemorrhoid-free?

Lookforthestars · 07/04/2018 01:42

Please don't answer him.

I'm getting so much joy at the thought of him going 'fuck fuck fuck, what have I done? She has photographic evidence of Rupert the Ringpiece!'

Or, text him 'sorry for the delay, some of the girls came round and we're having a drink and a giggle'. GrinGrinGrin

Elend · 07/04/2018 01:46

You should get a canvas printed of the best picture and stand outside his house with it like something out of love actually (disclaimer I have never seen love actually), just his piece on one canvas (or 4??) and the word YES on another. Assuming youre up for it. haha ASSuming Romantic, no?

abstractlife · 07/04/2018 01:47

Jesus Wept.

No one wants to SEE that.

BirthdayKake · 07/04/2018 01:52

Omfg, this thread Grin

However, I can raise your chocolate starfish pic and give you "Jimmy"

Now I barely knew this guy when I was OLD two years ago - never met him, hardly spoken, never really flirted etc. He wasn't even hot.

So imagine my surprise when a Snapchat video popped up of him stood in front of a mirror with a "naughty" look on his face inserting a vibrator into his arse!!!

Wasn't expecting that, I tell you...

MrsAHotch · 07/04/2018 02:01

How very confident of him to share such a thing. Unnecessary, but confident all the same.

GeekyWombat · 07/04/2018 02:04

Four pictures?! Is it especially beautiful? Or were there lighting and outfit changes between?

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Vickxy · 07/04/2018 02:12

I think, next time I receive a dick pic in future, I will count myself lucky rather than being a bit grossed out. Somehow, they don't seem so bad now.

serialcheat · 07/04/2018 02:17

Do you ( deep kiss ), after rimming him !?

twincessesmummy · 07/04/2018 03:27

Why the fuck would anyone want a pic of someone's rusty bullet hole!!!!

HashtagTired · 07/04/2018 03:53

Men 🙄

thegreatbeyond · 07/04/2018 03:54

Probably make-up and hairdressing, @wombat :)

AlbaChick · 07/04/2018 04:10

Sweet mother of god! I’m very much each to their own, but I’d never go near my OH asshole without a blowtorch, strimmer and gas mask. Hairy starfish blowing off just doesn’t quite fill me with passion 😝😝😝

cornishmumtobe · 07/04/2018 04:26

Receiving photos (even 4) of an arsehole seems significantly preferable to the idea of rimming said arsehole IMO.

Jaxinthebox · 07/04/2018 04:39

OMG! I woke up in the middle of the night and have read this, laughed my head off and now I wont get back to sleep. Grin

Ive also learned something new.

Thanks for the laughs, it was much needed.

whatwouldkeithRichardsdo2 · 07/04/2018 05:07

Are you sure it was an arsehole? Not a squinty mole in close up?

Saisong · 07/04/2018 05:44

Ah, this thread is making me quite nostalgic for the Friday night bumsex threads of old. They used to scare off quite a few newbies. From what I recall an opened crisp packet makes quite a good barrier, plus you get the advantage of a tasty smackerel - choose your flavours wisely!
Otherwise cling film is a big help in avoiding inadvertent poo cumbs/intestinal parasites Wink

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