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A pic of his asshole!!!

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ncncncforthispost · 07/04/2018 00:15

Urrrrr. We were sexting talking about rimming. Then on Whatsapp suddenly 4 pictures of his asshole pop up. He'd just taken then.. Clean and everything but I was eating my dinner and was like wooaahhh don't need to see that. Don't mind doing it but not sure I want the pics. Been seeing him about a year. Don't meet up often so a lot of sexting, first time he's done that though. What would you think? Not sure where to go from here. Blush Hmm

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MrsAHotch · 07/04/2018 00:29

I wonder what kind of a response he was expecting. Because really, when the act is carried out, does anyone have a good stare? Really take their time to appreciate it? I doubt it. He must be proud of his. I cannot think of any other reason why he would send a picture of it without being asked.

ClangerTwanger · 07/04/2018 00:29

I’m out.. goodnight all 😂😂😂

DaisyGiveMeYourAnswerDoo · 07/04/2018 00:29

I should have named the thread better! Def not sharing the pic here. Nobody needs to see that.

You make it sound like we were all begging you to HmmGrin

DamsonOnThisDress · 07/04/2018 00:30

Grin Like a turtle stuck on its back.

Oh bless. He's keen, I'll give him that. That's no mean feat. Don't leave the poor craiter hanging. He'll be mortified. Just let him know it's a little too much. Shock

DailyMailcanfuckthefuckoff · 07/04/2018 00:31

Elend I, too, am enjoying the mental acrobatics of trying to imagine what physical acrobatics he would have had to go to, followed by his careful selection of the best photo!

MrsAHotch · 07/04/2018 00:33

Yes, THIS is the one. No shadow, great angle, very appetising. SEND.

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ncncncforthispost · 07/04/2018 00:34

SD1978, yes loads of other pics and yeah I don't mind licking it, but I don't have the light on and a torch up there having a good look. Never seen it like that before, usually it's pretty dark. Grin

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DailyMailcanfuckthefuckoff · 07/04/2018 00:34

^Put the flash on, it's more flattering to wrinkles.

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ncncncforthispost · 07/04/2018 00:35

DailyMail Grin. He didn't select, he sent 4, first one was fuzzy too. All or nothing it seemed!

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MrsAHotch · 07/04/2018 00:36

FOUR!!! You lucky, lucky lady.

DailyMailcanfuckthefuckoff · 07/04/2018 00:36

Sorry OP, that was in reply to MrsAHotch Grin but it fits quite well with your post, too!

viques · 07/04/2018 00:38

FOUR!!!

I know, what are the chances of meeting a man who is not only a dickhead but has four arses.

Elend · 07/04/2018 00:45

😂😂😂😂 ah lads. I'm torn between howling with laughter or opening the front door to scream WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEN into the night. OP it would be so so funny (to me) if you didn't reply and just let him try to style it out and he had to text in the morning like "hey u ok? what did u think bout my butthole last nite?? should I have put a filter on the pics? let me no xx"

Chel1888 · 07/04/2018 00:47

this is hilarious hahahaha maybe he was expecting one back lool

MrsAHotch · 07/04/2018 00:49

I rarely post on MN. Trust it to be a thread about arseholes to get me involved.

But yeah, if you aren’t quite into a visual, maybe gently let him know that you like leaving a little bit to the imagination/a poorly lit room/eyes shut.

RawhideRingpiece · 07/04/2018 00:49

How could anyone not mind licking a bumhole?

DailyMailcanfuckthefuckoff · 07/04/2018 00:51

"what did u think bout my butthole last nite??"

This thread is a gift that keeps on giving and I'm here for the entire ride.

Thank you, dear fellow MNetters, for cheering up an otherwise very uneventful Friday night!

notangelinajolie · 07/04/2018 00:54

Ew not googling this it sounds vile. Whatever turns him clearly not you on I guess. If you need to ask mumsnet it obviously disturbs you. Time to move on.

MrsAHotch · 07/04/2018 00:55

Goodness me, I didn’t realise there were quite so many people against rimming around here Confused

Octave777 · 07/04/2018 00:57

Got a phone off ebay and seller said he had reset it.

Only on the gallery are pictures of some mans arsehole. One he was obviously taking in front of the mirror.

So he's not the only man to take pics of this area.

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ncncncforthispost · 07/04/2018 01:00

Elend.

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MrsAHotch · 07/04/2018 01:01

I’m not embarrassed to admit that back in my online dating days, I used to receive (like many, many women have done and still do) unsolicited dick pics and very occasionally, the odd arsehole. I never did take the time to study the latter - I, like OP, just used to shriek and almost throw my phone through the floor.

ReanimatedSGB · 07/04/2018 01:03

Is anyone else now singing various songs only like 'Bum BUM babum, bum BUUUM babum'? Or is that just me?

RawhideRingpiece · 07/04/2018 01:03

Of course people are against it! It’s revolting and unsanitary!

JaneJeffer · 07/04/2018 01:05

Reply "here's a picture of my arsehole" and send him a photo of himself.

This thread made me laugh so much.

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