A pic of his asshole!!!

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Urrrrr. We were sexting talking about rimming. Then on Whatsapp suddenly 4 pictures of his asshole pop up. He'd just taken then.. Clean and everything but I was eating my dinner and was like wooaahhh don't need to see that. Don't mind doing it but not sure I want the pics. Been seeing him about a year. Don't meet up often so a lot of sexting, first time he's done that though. What would you think? Not sure where to go from here.

Dragonbutter is not quite extractable in a straightforward sense.

This thread has had me crying. Kittens do not google dragonbutter. I was left traumatised

Like waving a red flag in front of a bull...

(Can't take advice. Will probably regret. Wish me luck!)

I have just looked up dragon butter with Harry Potter in mind... like beer butter. How very wrong on can be 😂😂😂

Or was it butter beer 🍺

Either way I need a pint after the thought of it 😂

Oh fuck. I've just googled dragon butter.

I choose to believe that the nice people who run this spice shop have the correct answer.

www.savoryspiceshop.com/recipes/dragon-butter.html

Just told my husband about this thread, he just stood there, looked at me for a few seconds, farted and walked off.

Men!! 😂

The cream is churned and once the butter is formed, it is delicately flavoured with Salt to enhance the flavour and make it 'traditionally Welsh'. South Caernarfon Creameries: Welsh Dragon Butter produced and packed in Wales.

This is what came up when I googled Dragon Butter. Sounds good! Pmsl!

I have not laughed so much in ages. I'm crying. DH keeps looking at me like I'm mad.

never google dragon butter! NEVER!

started this thread sniggering then progressed to giggling followed swiftly buy loud guffaws of laughter with tear rolling down my face by now am in hysterics as i have just seen one of my dogs having s sneaky sniff at the others butt.... all together just hysterical

I’m tempted to leave the names of more descriptive acts for people to look up and be traumatised by. Another butter, perhaps - truffle butter.

So here I am, hungover, reading about rimming and googling dragon butter. Scuse me while I go chuck up again...

I'm fucking CRYING at this thread and the kids want to know why...

Like previous posters, I am hungover and feeling ill and this thread OMG. It is the perfect cure for a broken heart - Four Arseholes and a Dickhead.

My favourite:
You can't put flowers in an arsehole and call it a vase

I am HOWLING!!!

You can't put flowers in an arsehole and call it a vase

Don't tell OPs boyfriend, he might give it a try. I suggest geraniums.

The four pictures put me in mind of New To Facebook older relatives who post the same profile picture repeatedly, taken from an incredibly unflattering angle.

I wonder what kind of a response he was expecting. Because really, when the act is carried out, does anyone have a good stare? Really take their time to appreciate it? I doubt it. He must be proud of his. I cannot think of any other reason why he would send a picture of it without being asked.

😂😂😂

Roaring with laughter

The four pictures put me in mind of New To Facebook older relatives who post the same profile picture repeatedly, taken from an incredibly unflattering angle.

Like this.

Because really, when the act is carried out, does anyone have a good stare? Really take their time to appreciate it?

What, you don't normally pull out a magnifying glass? I thought everyone kept one on hand for just that sort of situation.

I would Photoshop the pics and send them back to him.
Don't use your phone while having food. You never know what he is going to send you next time.

😂