A pic of his asshole!!!

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Urrrrr. We were sexting talking about rimming. Then on Whatsapp suddenly 4 pictures of his asshole pop up. He'd just taken then.. Clean and everything but I was eating my dinner and was like wooaahhh don't need to see that. Don't mind doing it but not sure I want the pics. Been seeing him about a year. Don't meet up often so a lot of sexting, first time he's done that though. What would you think? Not sure where to go from here.

So you're ok to lick his bumhole but you don't want to look at it? How would that work, you'd just close your eyes I assume?

I wouldn’t care if they pegged themselves with a soap-on-a-rope first.

Hilarious 😂😂😂

Also, I concur. Rimming is most definitely not on my bucket list

I couldn't lick my husbands bum hole! Fucking hell I smell what comes out of it 🤢

Poor fella left hanging...probably thinks you were off enjoying yourself with those images as you didn't reply!

@Saisong those were fab

an old fashioned tea towel holder

Howling 😂😂😂

what are the chances of meeting a man who is not only a dickhead but has four arses.

Thank you for that viques

I now have Johnny Cash in my head, singing ‘Ring Of Fire’ 🎼 going down down down, to the burning ring of fire 🎶🔥

Gawd, men are really embracing modern technology aren’t they. The worlds knowledge at your fingertips, the ability to contact the human population, to watch a live stream of our planet from space.

Nah I’ll just take a few pics of my hairy ringpiece.

Who said romance is dead?

Stolen this term from another thread, but what is definitely needed between participants of this activity.... is.....complete BUMTRUST!

I have been rimmed - never rimmed anyone myself. Does this make me a rimmee?

I think you should have sent back a rating. 4/10 sounds about right. Low enough to make him squirm a bit, because embarrassment is a good way to train someone not to do something again.

(Not sure there is such a thing as a 10/10 bumhole, aesthetically speaking.)

OMG I’m howling ! This is my favourite thread ever.

Melas

I hear toothpaste is a cunning method of pinking up the chocolate starfish, which might take it to 5/10 on the AngryAttackKittens Bumhole Aesthetic Scale. Adding a minty fresh bouquet into the bargain!

I hear toothpaste is a cunning method of pinking up the chocolate starfish, which might take it to 5/10 on the AngryAttackKittens Bumhole Aesthetic Scale. Adding a minty fresh bouquet into the bargain!

Imagine that on the adverts. "I didn't know Oral B did an anal bleach!"

"Now in new cinnamon formula!"

Hmmm Saisong, may also introduce a pleasant, cool sensation. Either that or it would burn like fuck

Toothpaste on your arsehole. That would be quite a tingly situation, wouldn’t it?!

While minty toothpaste would cause a pleasant tingly sensation, I think cinnamon would definitely cause a ring of fire

Toothpaste on your arsehole. That would be quite a tingly situation, wouldn’t it?!

Everyone raves about that Original Source mint shower gel so there would be a market for it.

How times have changed. Back in the day, a tell tale sign of cheating would be lipstick on his collar. Now it could be toothpaste on his arsehole.

Thank you, thank you MN, i have laughed and laughed.

I can't believe this thread has been running all night and no-one has mentioned dragonbutter yet. What is MN coming to?

OP when a man tells you what he is like listen to him

Explain to a relative newbie what dragonbutter is and how one extracts it from the dragon?