Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

OMG the crusty socks!!! 😷🤢😱

Luckiestgirl, if it was a long term partner I'd happily ask for the loo roll and have zero shame whilst casually doing the cum cough.

But the first time with a new partner... the cum run is a necessity. Ex had black sheets and was OCD - total nightmare I tell you.

The worst cum run is a downstairs bathroom. I swear it's a gravitational nightmare! Downstairs toilets clearly designed by men with no clue of the struggles promiscuous females face.

Yes! And there was a poster that knew someone who had knitted HER SON a wank sock that she regularly collected from his bedroom and laundered 😱

Wouldn't a knitted sock cause some painful chaffing?

DH and his friends came up with the idea of a hamster wank mitt when they were younger. They gave absolutely no thought to how much of a pain that would be to wash, which was the first thing I thought of when he mentioned it.

LittleMiss maybe it was cashmere or hamster fur

I think this is the best thread in sex topic EVER 😄

Is it too filth to make a MN classic?

It's proper filth isn't it? I love it

I feel like we're breaking some kind of taboo glass ceiling. I think this has been really informative. Let's have a group girls hug.

Are you sure you want to hug?! Now that you know what you know about us? 😂

I think it was just to cum in, not to use during the act itself. And helpful mummy used to place it on his bed ready for next time 😂😂

This is the best thread I've read on here in ages!
I'm in this club too with a tiled, titled, tilted high cervix so dribble day always follows the deed!
I perform the cum run with a huge wedge of bog roll (classy lady has it ready before action begins!) then squeeze and grab as much as I can! Tmi....???!!!

Definite mooncup rather than tampon not that I can remember I've healed over! to avoid infection

I'm on nightshift. I'm hating every. Single. Minute.
But this thread has made my night I must be one of these low cervix, all comes out quiet quickly.... also having a downstairs bathroom for clean up has turned me into a sprinter

I get this with bath water too!
A bit of bog roll on the pants usually does the job - but it comes out within the hour not 24 hours later

And completely agree that jizz smells like bleach bleuuugh!

If you've ever tried artificial insemination (required here to conceive dc2) then you are advised to keep the cup of sperm at body temperature for approx 10 mins where upon it "liquifies" and goes all runny and clear where upon you shoot it up your fanny with a calpol syringe.

Since learning this I usually wait for 10 mins afterwards and then go for a wee and a wash. It tends to get rid of far more than if I wee and wash immediately afterwards and thus prevents the 12 hour leakage issue.

Which smells like amniotic fluid imho.

Am I the only one who demands his pants for absorbency during the cum run?

😂😂😂😂 Actually wondered the other day how other people manage this situation... and now I know others do the run like me !! Love this thread !!

Ok gross question, but clearly nothing is off limits here. When you're doing it more than once, does the 2nd insertion of penis drag out any of the old spunk? I've only ever done it more than once in a day with DH after I've finished him off orally flaming heck this is getting a bit too much, even for me. But say if I didn't, and he, you know. And then we, you know, again later. What sort of leakage situation could I expect to be confronted with?

Literally can't believe I have asked that question.

The first lot generally all comes out with the 2nd jiggling around and so things quickly get very sloppy. What was a nice fit the first time round can be like rattling a wooden spoon around the mixing bowl on the second go.

Moon my vagina drinks the bath water too 😂

I usually do a little sort of squat before exiting the tub.

Chrisprattsface- you deserve a medal, I can not do a fast cum run down a flight of stairs, years of training and I just can't. I resemble a waddling duck desperate not to feel the warm trickle before the safety of the toilet.

Yes I agree with mankypants, second time is just a slippery mess.

I'm starting to think I might not have a low cervix and just a baggy vagina in general.