Because I said no?

[EasterBummy]

So DH and I are playing in bed, and things start getting heated and were kissing, touching...you get the drift when next thing I know he's trying to poke his man stick in my ears!! I'm like wtaf and kick him off but he looks hurt and asks why I did that?
I say because my ears are fluffy yes, feel soft yes but are not for you to poke!
He said they are just another hole for him to fill with His goo juice!
So AIBU? It takes me ages to keep them clean, look > [bugrin] < that's me, big smile for the camera! [busmile]

jizzy ears, ewww

Aural sex.....

Oh God, pleeeeeese say you are joking!

Please.

Couldn't he just put it up your arse instead?

Was he trying to fuck your brains out?

His cock must be tiny if it fits in your ear.

You lost me at 'man stick'

:o AKiss

April Fools was a few days ago OP!

Or AKiss, maybe the OP is Yoda!

EasterBummy - I would have voted for you in the Easter name comp. Was gutted you weren't one of the finalists. [busad]

Don't know what to say about the ear thing.

YABU You should let him jizz your ears and deal with the consequences!

What?

I was totally up for some bumsex too but no he wants to play with my ears....said something about special favours from the EasterBummy on Easter... [buhmm] I don't know...

Well, that's one way to get rid of the ear-wax

Love it [bugrin]

Well, done, EasterBummy!

And thank you mrsannersley

No, ear sex is better than bum sex! Fact!

Its one way to get rid of a healthy libido too smarties

Bogey [bugrin]

YABVU - Don't you know you need to please your man. You should feel grateful that he finds your bunny ears so erotic. You do know if you reject him like this he will end up having an affair. And tbh OP I wouldn't blame him.

Bwah ha. Easterbummy you are my hero :o

Yuk [prude]

OP, I think this means he doesn't fancy you that way anymore, and is more interested in your ears. He's obviously having an affair - I say leave the bastard [bugrin]