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Guilt Free Railing Four

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WouldBeGood · 08/03/2021 16:21

The tone stays low and the railing goes on

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anon444877 · 14/03/2021 09:23

It's incredible that 6 months down the line we could still be pondering tier 3...!

Bytheloch · 14/03/2021 09:26

@shouldistop

shouldistop bet she says nothing about when we can go across to England.

Oh well, we're going anyway in June - no one is policing it.
I'm excited about our holiday now.

And I’m going at Easter to visit relatives, I’ve already booked s/c accommodation. Not waiting for a permission slip to be signed by anyone in SG. After the shit show of the hate bill this week too, I’m doubling down on going at Easter
WouldBeGood · 14/03/2021 09:32

I still have no idea what FACTS stands for.

DP made me laugh the other day by just yelling “cunt!” when the ad said “C is for” It was so unexpected I couldn’t stop laughing

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WouldBeGood · 14/03/2021 09:34

We have also decided that we are going to the first place that opens and if that’s in England so be it.

@RaspberryCoulis glad your bathroom shopping went well!

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Bytheloch · 14/03/2021 09:38

🤣 FACTS

RaspberryCoulis · 14/03/2021 09:39

I know the F in FACTS stands for face coverings and that's about it. It's a rubbish slogan. Hands, face, space is SO much better and memorable. Says everything you need to now in three words.

DD was planning on meeting a friend this afternoon but the weather's rubbish so friend is coming to the house instead. Another day of law-breaking.

Bytheloch · 14/03/2021 09:43

FACTS
Feckin
Arbitrary
Council
Tax area
Shite rules

WaxOnFeckOff · 14/03/2021 09:45

Another one who has no idea what FACTS stands for.

Fuck away cunts take sturgeon?

RaspberryCoulis · 14/03/2021 09:46

Fucking awful cheerless terrible state?

frasersmummy · 14/03/2021 09:46

I saw a headline yesterday "nicola sturgeon" is concerned thatcases have risen in the last 5 days
Makes me think she is gonna say well we were going to speed up but look we cant we have to be cautious .. we are at a really critical part of this pandemic and this new variant is more transmissable ..more doom , more gloom

I just dont know why she is determined to spread fear .

RaspberryCoulis · 14/03/2021 09:48

I just dont know why she is determined to spread fear

I do. Because it plays well into her wannabe Jacinda Arden, Saint Nicola saving the Scottish people from Covid unlike that reckless Boris rhetoric.

WouldBeGood · 14/03/2021 09:57

Thanks everyone for the help with FACTS 😂

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WouldBeGood · 14/03/2021 09:58

I’m guessing hospitality open between ten and two, outside, no alcohol, can serve only porridge and herrings with tea or irn bru

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WouldBeGood · 14/03/2021 09:59

*the porridge and herrings don’t have to be served together

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latissimusdorsi · 14/03/2021 10:00

@WouldBeGood

I’m guessing hospitality open between ten and two, outside, no alcohol, can serve only porridge and herrings with tea or irn bru

Oh that made me 😂😂

RaspberryCoulis · 14/03/2021 10:02

I saw a cartoon which said Tier 3 means two people can meet inside to discuss Alex Salmond, as long as one of them forgets about it afterwards.

fandabbydoozy · 14/03/2021 10:16

you need to share that cartoon @RaspberryCoulis

RaspberryCoulis · 14/03/2021 10:19

found it...

Guilt Free Railing Four
fandabbydoozy · 14/03/2021 10:27

brilliant, sharing that!

Groovee · 14/03/2021 11:17

@RaspberryCoulis 😂😂😂

OldRailer · 14/03/2021 11:20

That looks like a Matt cartoon. He's very good.

SempreSuiGeneris · 14/03/2021 11:43

I love tablet but the mere sight of it makes my teeth jump these days. The novelty of take away and posh at home has well and truly worn off here. Fair cheered me up to see we're not alone in embracing breakfast for tea,

FACTS must surely have been drafted by the Meldrews.
Face covering to demonstrate shock at the goings on.
Avoid anyone who in any way impinges on your World view.
Clean obsessively to the point of irritating yourself and the rest of your HH and just because you're bored and like to judge.
Test everyone else against your standards and find them wanting.
Self-isolate speaks for itself.

Proper impressed that I can remember what it really stands for.

I think Fucking Arbitrary Council Tax area Shite rules just about sums it up though.

ResilienceWanker · 14/03/2021 12:07

@Bytheloch

FACTS Feckin Arbitrary Council Tax area Shite rules
Ha! Yes, this!

Though I'm so desperate to go to a restaurant, even porridge and herring surprise would do it for me.

anon444877 · 14/03/2021 12:09

Just thinking how strange it is to have Mothering Sunday and not be able to go for a pub lunch. That, and the poor young women carted off from Clapham Common.

I'd cross my fingers for Tuesday but expecting another non announcement-announcement. The senior kids aren't even all back in school so surely 2 m distancing in school has to be the first thing to go?

fandabbydoozy · 14/03/2021 12:23

BA planning travel passes for those who have had both jags.

So those of us under 50 are unlikely to get a foreign holiday it seems.

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