Bum Sex & Wind

[PhantomFluffer]

Sorry to lower the tone, but it is Friday and I've waited a while to find some advice/empathy for the following the problem. It sounds hysterical, indeed if I were to read about this on mn I would be rofl. However, it is a genuine problem and I'm wondering if it's a common occurrence.

Dh and I have recently began engaging in erm...rear entry bedroom antics. The issue is, immediately afterwards I suffer dreadful wind and if I pop to the loo I will almost blow the toilet off the wall and also well, pebble dash the pan. I also continue to be a bit windy the following day and worst of all I have no control over it

We only ever engage in such activities if I been to the loo within a couple of hours previous. The post shag messiness is really off putting and I often wonder how gay men put up with it! Is there something I can do? I'm not really keen on enemas or wash outs or whatever as it's always a spontaneous thing.

Jacksmama - I'm guessing you didn't come of age in the eighties when HIV education was the order of the day!

The anal passage is easily damaged during anal sex making it easier for viruses to enter the blood stream. Hence the really nasty ones such as HIV and Hep C have a higher incidence of transmission via anal sex. Also, women are offered regular screenings for cervical cell changes, no such thing exists for the anal area and if you are unlucky enough to contract HPV-16, you are at risk of developing anal cancer as there won't be the early detection of cell changes.

As for allowing a man to ejaculate in your vagina - frankly, women should be a lot more choosy about this. Obviously HIV etc. can be transmitted vaginally although people seem to be forgetting this. When I went on the pill circa 1980 we were warned that rates of cervical cancer were rising in women on the pill, it wasn't known why. Now it is presumed it is from higher transmissions of HPV strains in women who were practising unprotected sex while on the pill.

There is now of course a campaign to give the HPV vaccine to young girls and constant drives to warn women about chlamydia. A good number of my female friend have had heartbreaking fertility problems, probably due to undiagnosed chalmydia/PID at some point in their lives before we started to get properly aware of it in the nineties.

Thanks Eurostar :0

only tried it once with my 1st bf - was gross like doing a poo backwards !!

Wow, how did I miss that?? Anus being able to suck things upwards, I mean. Is that how lightbulbs etc end up in people's rectums a la A&E jokes?

I'be spotted tampons, coils, surgical clips and staples and sternotomy wires on x-rays... I think I'd piss myself if I ever saw a lightbulb or dildo or similar.

EricNorthman - afaik if a Muslim man has anal sex with his wife, it is considered an automatic divorce

Have just read all of this thread and I am laughing so much I can't breathe.

But I also feel very nauseous. I cannot imagine ever having anal sex although I do remember once my exh accidently slipped up there and it hurt like hell. Must have been sucked up there by the super strong muscles you mentioned.

When I eventually have a new man I hope he won't want to do this, but some of you make me worry with your comments about men expecting this sort of thing as it features so prominently in porn.

Eeeewwww!

No cum in the bum

OP's problem sorted.

Pussinjimmychoos - meh. Personally I consider nothing off limits between consenting adults if they fancy it, I don't approve of arbitrary rules around sex for no good reason. I can't imagine why my sex life would be anyone's business, or why bumsex would invalidate my commitment to, love for, and shared interests with my husband. Thankfully he doesn't think that way, but I've also heard muslims state that marriage to non muslims is automatically invalid too, so I guess he'll have to take that up with the Big Guy too. Personally I'll be floating in nothingness being supremely unbothered by the whole thing

I think we have solved the mystery of Shergar...

he died during bum sex?

AF - laughed at your little motto, I have a friend who uses regularly the line 'one up the bum, no harm done', when describing any of life's little mishaps or challenges.

He didn't have a wide enough base

maybe thats why willie carson is always smilling. he stood too close during a fart

[completely confused now]

Just goes to show how dangerous horseplay can be.

There's quite a lot of horseplay going off at the moment

Will I have to Google Shergar and Willie Carson or would someone explain?
[plaintive]

No horseplay, no. Donkey ass play, more likes.

someone died during bumsex?

yeah the 'myth', which ive never seen discussed on mumsnet but have heard discussed in real life is...

...squirting.

[i bet thats a massive anti-climax now]

my best friend can squirt.

It is a sexual act i have been unable to aquire, no matter how hard i try.

I am very

squirt?????

What is that then?

female ejaculation.

I did it once. It was fucking embarrassing. It was a one night stand and it was everywhere. It looked like I had pissed myself and I'm sure he left me thinking that's what happened.