Bum Sex & Wind

[PhantomFluffer]

Sorry to lower the tone, but it is Friday and I've waited a while to find some advice/empathy for the following the problem. It sounds hysterical, indeed if I were to read about this on mn I would be rofl. However, it is a genuine problem and I'm wondering if it's a common occurrence.

Dh and I have recently began engaging in erm...rear entry bedroom antics. The issue is, immediately afterwards I suffer dreadful wind and if I pop to the loo I will almost blow the toilet off the wall and also well, pebble dash the pan. I also continue to be a bit windy the following day and worst of all I have no control over it

We only ever engage in such activities if I been to the loo within a couple of hours previous. The post shag messiness is really off putting and I often wonder how gay men put up with it! Is there something I can do? I'm not really keen on enemas or wash outs or whatever as it's always a spontaneous thing.

@expat.

Pegging is the act of fucking a man up the arse with a strap on.

thanks expat.

Hmmm; keep talking some blokes have great set up ....can't imagine getting the "no condom so you get it up the bum" arrangement past her indoors

Dp got a bit huffy that i talk abotu our sex life in MN.

I showed him a few threads and he changed his mind. he is now very happy with what he gets in comparison to most men.

so what's in it for the "pegger" as opposed to the "pegged"

ewwwwwwwww nope im sure dh wouldnt be up for that
can anyone explain about the other thing i mentioned

May be Justine could run a benchmarking service where husbands could find out their variance from the norm by answering a questionnaire on what they get/don't get

Some strap ons have attachments for her pleasure while she's giving it to her beloved up the arse.

I think that biologically we can all do it but it depends on hitting the right spot.
though fuck me i have tried and tried and i still cant.

I have used a strap on with a woman and it is fabulously arousing to watch them experience such pleasure.
I guess with a guy it could also be a power thing.

But then my strap on has a vibrating egg inside so i get the pleasure too not that dp will let me play.

what other thing candy?

I have a T shirt that reads....
"No means Yes, Yes means up the bum!!!"

Flipping heck- strap ons to please both...I have been leading a sheltered life here...are they solar powered and recyclable as well?

Just asked DH via facebook if we should get rid of the kids and try pegging. See if he replies to that. He never replies to my posts. God I hope my parents don't see it. Oh God, I hope they don't know what it means.

and I was in a hotel lift the other week with my partner, going back to our room and as the lift chimed our floor, I walked towards the lift door ready to leave.
There was another chap in the lift too.
Then my partner said, in a very loud voice:
"You're always impatient on bum sex night!"
I could have died - it wasn't by the way!! but I heard the chap giggling to himself as I wanted the bloody lift doors to open so I could leave!!!!

one word: prostate.

I think we men get scared that if we go the prostate way then they might be no way back.

x-posted. The above was in answer to what the pegger gets out of it. (As in you get to cause happiness.)

Hmmm; I'll be pissed if DH poked me on Facebook asking me if I wanted to be bumsexed

yeah, but I am bored.

removed post. too scared of the questions from my facebook friends.

when my DW is bored she just watches the entire series of "Outnumbered" again..other people's DW's ask that if they want bumsex or to be bumsexed; hmmm

I am reeeeeeally bored. He doesn't get home from work for another hour and the kids are in bed and there is sod all on the telly. Sorry.

Not complaining, just comparing and contrasting the different approaches to dealing with boredom

hehe. I should maybe do the housework instead of thinking of new things to do with sex. Only been married 2 weeks.

2 weeeks; you can't be bored (yet).