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Anyone ever had an affair and managed to keep it secret?

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parkranger · 20/04/2010 12:43

well have you and do you regret it now?

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LeQueen · 20/04/2010 20:35

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PeppermintPasty · 20/04/2010 20:36

you lot are thoroughly bad. think of all those earnest people having affairs who want to talk seriously. tut.

AnyFucker · 20/04/2010 20:41

Sassy..you are too late, sorry

Although didn't I see you sucking up to someone else on another thread

My DH is disappointed...he reckons you are probably dead fit and might have been just what we needed for our marriage (to revive and refresh it, you understand...)

PeppermintPasty · 20/04/2010 20:42

i'm a giant ball as it happens.

Malificence · 20/04/2010 20:45

Feathery as in a very light touch.

He's even insisting he gives me a proper cuddle in a morning but that means my face is close to his armpit and the smell of him just makes me want him even more.

AnyFucker · 20/04/2010 20:47

enough now, Mal

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AnyFucker · 20/04/2010 20:52

I never thought of it like that LeQ

MrFucker turned me down once in 1996 (he "claims" he had a headache )

Do you think I am justified in shagging another bloke ?

Sassybeast · 20/04/2010 20:54

I've had your DH AF. He knows JUST how fit I am wink]

Amd anyway, that other bird came on to me. By the photo copier. And I just could not say no. Because I'm unable to maintain a happy and fulfilled relationship of my own.

AnyFucker · 20/04/2010 20:55

Ah, I get it now, SB

he was shagging you in 1996

all becoming clear

err, did you like that thing he does with his....

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Malificence · 20/04/2010 21:00

There's a bloke walking his dog in the street outside, do you think I should shag him, you know, for the good of my marriage?
DH will understand it's just a midlife crisis, nothing to get stroppy about.

After all, 25 years of marriage, anyone would be a bit bored by now eh?

I think higgle's post was just about the most depressing one on here, and that's saying something. My beliefs on fidelity have got even stronger as we've got older, not lessened.

cerealqueen · 20/04/2010 21:03

I can't even bear the thought of DP being hurt by anybody, and for me as his partner to be the perpetrator of such hurt would be unthinkable, as the person he loves and trusts most in the world. And what for? For my kicks? For my confidence boost, so I feel better about myself? To improve my relationship? That is the most laughable. How would that be if I had betrayed my partner? How would it be improving it for my partner when what you are left with is a relationship based on lies?

Those that do have the affairs, it would be karma for it to happen to you, with you being the betrayed party, and nothing less than you deserve.

You can't build happiness on other peoples misery without it all coming back on you and biting you in the face.

akhems · 20/04/2010 21:05

You lot are fabulous!

I was so angry earlier when I read this thread (I think I might have let that show just a teensy bit but you've actually made me smile reading what's been written since I went out

On a serious note tho, TTL and the rest of you who are messing around with people's lives.. THINK about the consequences of what you're doing and stop it, because people do know and will think a lot less of you for it, aside from all the other stuff that's already been said.

AnyFucker · 20/04/2010 21:05

DH left some crumbs on the worktop this morning

That is not meeting my needs for a tidy kitchen

< heads straight for "MeetAnAdulterousTwat.com >

partytime · 20/04/2010 21:08

AF - love it!!

ChickensHaveSinisterMotives · 20/04/2010 21:08

My DH pissed on the seat once. I'm biding my time before pouncing on his brother.

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ChickensHaveSinisterMotives · 20/04/2010 21:18

I was thinking a dvd, LeQueen, for authenticity. I'm so glad I can get support here, on this thread

Fizzfiend · 20/04/2010 21:21

Wanted to add my 2p but haven't read ALL the posts so forgive if I missed something.

NUMBER ONE: People are not perfect, people have affairs because they are not perfect...fact of life

NUMBER TWO: Mums have affairs too. Can they not have a forum to air their problems without being crushed by the very lucky "Perfect people"

NUMBER THREE: Never judge a relationship...nobody knows what goes on, not even parents/closest friends. You cannot compare a woman who is having an affair because she's a heartless bitch to one who is finding solace from an abusive marriage for example

NUMBER FOUR: Please never let me become smug and judgemental...everyone is fallible...when support is asked for, give it. This OP didn't ever ask to be thrown in the stocks. Have you criticisers never done ANYTHING wrong/morally dubious?

Malificence · 20/04/2010 21:23

I could video it and link it direct to DH's iphone and facebook account? Gives a whole new meaning to "dogging".

He won't mind, after all it's his own fault due to not being up for sex because of his bad back, selfish fucker.

ChickensHaveSinisterMotives · 20/04/2010 21:25
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