ALL NEW Road to Recovery for the Recently Ditched No. 4

[IfYoureHappyAndYouKnowIt]

Dearly Be-Chucked, we are gathered here today because, for whatever reason, our man has dumped us!

Maybe some Reiki ?Perhaps suggest some crystals for healing his pain...ask him if he s tried a pink elephant to improve his mood ?

I am thinking of buying some tibetan cymbals apparantly a very good way of clearing your crystals of negative energies .How times change .Spring 2010 I am sat holding a carnellian tumblestone considering reiki and indulging in my fabulosity ....

carnelian tumblestone

Thanks - think I'll throw the elephant at him and put the tumblestone in his shoe.

They'd be good for me but wasted on him I think

I think I will work on own chakras and musicman's and perhaps resort to voodoo dolls for XH - how many pins do you need?

Do we need a chakra healing topic on MN do you think?

Anyone fancy a holiday? I think a dumplings trip here would be fun

Ah! forgot the link

link

Happy, I could think of a better place where you could put the tumblestone .

Right I need to get my serenity back now.

Enough of twunt. Will not be mentioned again for at least 48 hours.

Lovely.... you can bring your guitar and we can all kick back......

XP but wee elephants r nice ,will def get some nite nite x

Ok, if Maybees agrees to do spider & insect control I could perhaps be convinced......

elephants look lovely Maybees.

For anyone who is remotely interested I have reached a milestone, I am halfway down the banister in my cleaning mission. Half my house is now completely sanitised, clean, clear & serene.............the other half, well..........

Gosh that house must be huge Starting

I'd prefer a sh** to some cleaning (got to get this out of my system somehow)

Can we have a fantasy bloke night one night?

Feel a HappyToBeFantasising night coming on..

Do you mean you need a poo or sex confusedby your stars ....by the way did anyone do the celtic astrology signs link it was spot on for me and mine ok away now nite x

Sex Maybees - I'm away to look at the link now.

Course we can i will start with Dr Harry Cunningham in Silent Witness Mmmmmm......ps dd good at worms i can do spiders and jenny long legs ha ha ru tempted yet startin x

Congrats on the house startin mine has gone out of control again but is peaceful.Washing all washed but all mixed up and not very peaceful but line dried so smells nice x

Am off to bed now but would love a fantasy sex night with links of pics. Great idea Happy.

Ok did the celtic sign thing - good I think and confirms I am who I think I am

The Tipi would be good.

I would use the bed a lot and be slovenly - play the odd tune

Maybees would bring crystal stuff and create serenity - and perhaps bring sheep and cows

Starting would keep it clean....

Will have to recheck that link Maybees. I'm v thick, I thought it was pics of possible tattoos & went into the animal links at the side if I'm remembering the link correctly....... Will check it out tomorrow.

I'm sick of always being assigned the role of cleaner............

After all the cleaning I've done to date surely I deserve to be the slovenly one . Or maybe we could find some men & put the beds to better use.........

as you sleep ladies, please think of your criteria for the ideal man - and then we can put those criteria into the magic machine and hey presto...

Happy, at this point my standards have dropped considerably. My ownly criteria would be that they still possessed all their own teeth & that their equipment was in good working order . A bit of hair would be nice but at a push could possibly ignore the lack of if necessary............