What do you do about the mess after sex?

[HeatherTrott]

Yes, I've name changed, I'm not really Heather Trott.

I just want to know what everybody else, who doesn't use condoms does about the mess after sex?

Do you go to the bathroom and sort yourself you, and wear a pad to catch the rest?

I'm fed up with waking up with a gigantic pool of stuff having leaked out of me.

I always used condoms before I met DH, so maybe he produces more than average "stuff", I'm not sure.

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Gulp, swallow.

And specially for ginaford if there's loads i'll gargle with it first.

ooo Alouseg tis lovely to gargle...

DP some times (if we can get it at the right moment) lets me use it as a face pack.

Anniebeansmum - I think it's because we're mothers and sometimes have sex.
That is enough to make us selfish slappers in the eyes of a teenager troll.

Use one of these

we tend to use lots of baby oil during foreplay and sex so we both have a good wipe down with a towel afterwards, or a shower. just sitting in oil afterwards is too icky!

loo roll pile nearby - have ready to cover the necessaries on departure! then run to loo, fold a few squares of loo roll pop into knicks, run back for cuddle then later flush away the makeshift loo roll pad and get a few more squares for through the night if necessary - i like the loo roll as its flushable so can get rid of it quickly - hate the smell!

Forgot earlier on to give Morningpaper a very stern look regarding her laundry frequency.

I rub it in my tits

< ahem >

Anybody out there had a nice hand-shandy to that ?

Jolly well hurts if it gets in the eyes though

How do they do it in films? They never get up and run to the bathroom!

Mooncup anyone?

Creampie anyone?

Box of tissues and pack of wipes by the bed actually. It's pointless getting up and washing straight away, semen doesn't liquify for at least 15 minutes .

Surely a mooncup would be v. um... intrusive?

A diaphragm works though.

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sorry! my mistake

My mum always said, a gentleman will get up and bring you some tissues! DP did that at the beginning. Now, it depends where it is, but usually wipe it on a bit of clothing that is usually lying around nearby, handily (and stick that straight in the washpile, obviously!!)

How times change!

Cool mum!

"hate the smell"

Oh for crying out loud, so do I - And it's not my smell it's most definitely his. I told him once and he told me to cook him different food. Alas the smell is still there

Dr told me once it was good to wee as it stops infection....

If not do it on his side of the bed so he gets the majority of the puddle

wee on his side of the bed ??

I always wee before and after sex...I suffer badly from UTI's if I am not careful

dang that peri-menopause

I always always go to the loo afterwards...thought that's what most women did?! I wouldn't dream of rolling over and going to sleep and letting it seep out..

as sincity

Oh and my Dr and an ex also told me it's good to wee after sex as prevents infection.

I always need a wee after sex anyway, all that banging against my bladder!

maleeka...stop showing off !