What do you do about the mess after sex?

[HeatherTrott]

Yes, I've name changed, I'm not really Heather Trott.

I just want to know what everybody else, who doesn't use condoms does about the mess after sex?

Do you go to the bathroom and sort yourself you, and wear a pad to catch the rest?

I'm fed up with waking up with a gigantic pool of stuff having leaked out of me.

I always used condoms before I met DH, so maybe he produces more than average "stuff", I'm not sure.

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Dueling I have done that in the past but when you get overnight leakage on your thighs that dries to a crust and makes your skin feel uber taught, dont like that a single bit! Baby wipes solve that wee problem!

Bit of jizz is hardly 'mess' is it?

You said it Mitchy .

I am glad that I am not the only one to do the 'cough' on the loo.

Tho when we were ttc, dh would help prop me up with pillows, upside down, for around half an hour. Very dignified. Ooops...

watsthestory... i thought they may be one and same too

Waddle to the loo with both thighs together so as not to dribble. Do wee, wipe, wait, wipe. Back to bed. I guess dh doesn't 'provide' much as there's no need for a panty liner.

What do I do about the mess after sex?

Name it and buy it some nappies.

Jenduff, that "half an hour after" thing is a biological cleaning out, apparently. The body sheds the sperm that hasn't made it to the egg.
I read this in a book, and as a lesbian it always amuses me that it happens to us too.

wastwinsetandpearls

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What do I do about the mess after sex?

Name it and buy it some nappies."

PMSL!

This thread has had me giggling! I loved the comment about hoovering it all and dh and i both chuckled over "name it and buy it some nappies.

I'm glad that no-one responded: swallow it.

I can safely go back to dh and say that no-one really does that.

Oh and dh and i belong to the "run to the loo for a quick wash" camp. Although if truth be told i would like to use condoms more often. There is nothing worse than sitting at work the next morning, coughing and feeling a little bit seep out. Yuck!

Let it dribble out and if it bothers then go to the loo and wipe and/or put some knickers on with a pad or loo roll. What is the problem here? .

Kiwibella - no one? Are you sure?

nope, not sure at all, annie... but it's what I'll be telling my dh.

Thats probably the safest thing to say! Lol

It's a really good pelvic floor exercise.

DH comes.

We both, after having enjoyed enough 'down time', scootch over to the side of the bed (him still inside me), then, whilst I'm really squeezing all my pelvic floor muscles, he withdraws and I scuttle to the loo and deposit all unwanted deposits in the toilet. Much wiping, and then back to bed.

No seepage ensues, and all my internal muscles get a good workout.

Crikey I feel like such a slut!

I prefer to fall asleep in a sweaty, sticky cuddle of exhaustion! And shower and change the sheets in the morning. (or not change the sheets and do the same again the next night )

Nothing would kill that fantastic after-sex feeling than running to have a wash and put on knickers and a panty liner!! Seriously?!

I might go off to the loo if I need to but would not do it to 'clean up the mess'. I like the mess!

Right, am off to bed

If you sleep on your front, seepage doesnt seem so icky or noticable.

God only knows why I'm even typing this to a bunch of women I don't even know.

I don't change the sheets, we have shagged twice already today [smug emoticon] and I am just about to go up for my third helping. I don't have enough bedding to keep up with my libido.

It used to really annoy me when dp did the dash to the loo.

3 times a day? Crikey - dh counts himself blessed if he gets it 3 times a month! I have absolutely no sex drive since dd. Maybe thats just me though?

Enjoy it!! I once went out with a bloke who showered before and after. Most offputting.