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Not sure how to put this but how do I get over thinking that hmmm, bodily fluids are eeeuurrgghhhh during sex!

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ilikeyoursleeves · 02/02/2010 20:38

As I said, not really sure how to put it! Was going to name change but what the hell... I've not always been like this (I don't think) but I don't particularly like all the 'ickiness' of sex! By that I really mean when DH comes- I never go down on him anymore after nearly puking at the taste of it, I don't like the smell of it, the feel of it or the smell or thought of oral sex. (I love receiving it though which probably makes me the world's most selfish lover!). And most often after having sex I have to go and wash my hands, is that normal?!

I feel like I can't let go and I'm worried DH will feel put out at the lack of adventure he's getting! I've had 2 DC's (youngest 6 months) so that might be a factor?

Anyone else like this or am I a freak?! Any hints to help me get back into it all? I enjoy sex once we get going but I'm usually too tired (surprise surprise), maybe things will get better once DS2 sleeps better.

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Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:29

I think there is almost definitely a correlation between babies/dealing with bodily emissions and going off man juice.

hobbgoblin · 02/02/2010 22:31

I am also a disliker of bodily fluids with historic OCD tendencies. I used to 'hand wash' as a pre-teen and still have issues with touching toothpaste, toothbrushes and milk for some unknown reason. These things require me to wash hands almost instantly after touching. stuff like money or anything that makes my skin smell or feel funny bothers me.

During sex I don't care much about the muckiness but I think I have forced myself to overcome any sex and mess hang ups.

I am not that keen on saliva or semen but I love sex too much to allow the fact to get in the way.

I reckon it is OCD-like and the 'cure' is to make sex matter more than the cleanliness in your head. For example, in a new relationship would you worry less about these things, thus in your comfy-just-had-a-baby-relationship the OCD stuff (however mild) has a chance to take over because the relationship can take it iyswim (probably not)!

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:31

A bath of semen? Now that I would like to see , well , not really.

My DH has an aversion to semen when faced with a sample pot!

coldtits · 02/02/2010 22:32

It's all lube

EssenceOfJack · 02/02/2010 22:32

nickschick · 02/02/2010 22:33

Errrrr a lot has changed on this thread since I told you about flash wipes .......I cant believe it gets stuck between your teeth??? a bit like stringy beef???.

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:35

BOF, that is norty

this is a very serious conversation, you know

< opens another creme egg >

hobbgoblin · 02/02/2010 22:35

jeesus nickschick!

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:36

actually, I am seriously thinking I might need to take myself off to the vet's

I must have a hairball in my stomach !

nickschick · 02/02/2010 22:37

well my dhs is a bit like a yakult probiotic thing its not chewy and teeth sticky......

nickschick · 02/02/2010 22:38

its making me think about pva glue- poor crankytwanky....does your dh work in an office?

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:39

Are you referring to my love of all things lube CT?

I'm out and I'm proud - LUBE is fab.

BitOfFun · 02/02/2010 22:40

AF, I had just had a creme egg with my coffee before opening this thread too! Thankfully it has stayed down...

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:40

AF - You're worrying me now.

nickschick · 02/02/2010 22:41

Mal it makes me itchy any sort ......but did someone mention nutella???? dont dont it seems to multiply and you feel like and smell like a giant ferrero roche.

hobbgoblin · 02/02/2010 22:41

Maybe you should try doing some REALLY dirrrrrrty stuff to liberate you. AF can shut her ears while I tell you about the creme egg thing if you like.

How do you feel about wee, incidentally?

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:41

Perhaps spunk is probiotic? Do we all need one a day?

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:42

mal, just thinking outside of the box...

nickschick · 02/02/2010 22:42

Mal a million men are saying yes yes yes to your query .

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:43

Hobbgoblin - please tell me you're not a splosher? EWW, ewww, ewwwwwww!

nickschick · 02/02/2010 22:44

lmao @ splosher they have that on one of those sky channels u know .........

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:44

DH does tell me it's his special herbal balm.

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nickschick · 02/02/2010 22:45

best thing for sore throats and aches and pains claims my dh .....(spunk not wee)

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:45

I want to hear about the creme egg trick, I do , I do, pleeeaase!

hobbgoblin · 02/02/2010 22:46

anything with nuts is a bad idea...or shortbread pieces

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