You know when you think "hold on - is he havign an affair" ( in a paranoid funny way)

[CNyle]

no SERIOUS issues here!

dh said he has to be away on his birthday - no prob at all say I

then i put the phone down and think

"Hey ho thats IT _ his mistress has offered him a night away and he was checking his story out"

RL mate says NO WAY would peopel really having affairs go away for their birthday
I say YES WAY ( thinking of Affairs I Have Witnessed)

wahdday think?

Ask him if he would like a bit of cod fillet for tea...that should sort him out.

Yes, he's chosen the most obvious day to double bluff you.

i shall
I shall ask him that very q.

You should spend less time shopping and more time making yourself pretty for him

LOl
i said to mate " i will ask him if he is plannign a night in Slough with claire" ( his fictional other half)

she said
well thats no point is it

i have bin workin ain I today

What?

Does he often go away?

Are you seriously thinking he is going off with another woman?

I love it when dh says he has to stay away

no not at all - he is often away
just put the phone down and thought if he were that woudl be good.
i ahd forgotten it was his bday
a nd said" why is you being away for the night a problem"

till a Little voice said "because its my birthday"

ahem

Is that Claire from Steps?

A night in Slough with Claire is more exciting than a night with you? You need to up your game missy.

i do to
he used to eb away a lot - that was too much noveelty well worn off, NOW not enough at all. He even goes to the frozen north and back in a day.

Are you really worried, CNyle? Or just trying to distract us all?!

I wouldn't worry, unless it was a significant birthday, as DH doesn't really 'do' birthdays.

UQD i had a dream when i was pg that Claire was the girl.
when i criticise him now he says " ah well claire likes it"

MIL goes off around valentines "on a conference" every year

That;s why he;s having an affair because you don;t know when his birthday is

Claire could be a cover for H.

no i haev no doubt dh is not having an affair. The thought of two women to deal with makes him all faint.

BUT WOULD A STRAYER be away for his bday or not.

kerching to coco
and yes to cyb
i haev got presents though. oh yes.

No a strayer would think too obvious.

Prob not - prob on his/her best behaviour.

i saw H in Joseph.
he is obsessed with that fringe

cyb thast what mate said

A strayer would be away for part of his birthday. Staying at home for the evening, then feigning indignation at having to travel for work on his birthday ffs! Then shack up in a Premier Inn with Debbie from accounts.

I think most of us know if our dh would ever stray..there is more chance of me winning gold in the 200m sprint at the Olympics than my dh ever playing away.