A frank word about norks. If there were a sex/body image topic I would post there.

[wickerman]

So I am in my late 30s with two kids. I am separated and in some need of a good seeing to.
My issue is this. Norks.
I breastfed for two years each, as well as a stay in hospital using a massive, farm stylee milking machine. My once fabulous high enormous norks are now deflated, sorry and flaccid.
I can pass muster in a bra, but, oh, my, once it's off, I fear I may cause the most jaunty of erections to subside.
DO men care as much as we do about the droopiness of our norks? Is it better to jauntily discard one's bra and say nothing? To forewarn? Or to keep one's bra on until things are on a firm footing as it were?

I would welcome comments from men as well as women who have surmounted this issue without either surgery or resignation to a life of celibacy.

CHEERS IA

x

[Monkeyandbooba]

Figment - you actually chose an appropriate thread to post on! Had me PMSL!

[AnyFucker]

lol @ figment

its all relative though aint it

any bloke who might like to comment on slightly knackered tits/fanjos etc should take a good, long look at himself

my dh aint the man I married (physically) and he knows it

I remind him every day

[Lizzylou]

I agree, Figment

Although one with an "acorn", was not passing muster, no way no how.

[muggglewump]

I scream with pain at huge knobbed guys. I hate massive cocks (I'm short, thin and have a low cervix).

Sorry, I know the thread is not about that but when guys all want a massive cock, I wonder why as at least one woman (me) hates them.

A nice average that has a good owner does me just fine

[AnyFucker]

same here mugggle

[wickerman]

not wishing to make this SERIOUS
as am still chuckling about men brandishing immense cocks at each other whilst twirling moustaches and wearing sombreros
my paranoia possibly be somewhat to do with my last amor - not my dh - having left me for a 21 year old.

ERGO more than average sensitivity about AGE.

[AnyFucker]

a 21 yr old won't necessarily have great tits you know

I didn't

[FigmentOfYourImagination]

It's a combo of porn and teenage changing room comparisons though isn't (on both sides actually).

Lots of men think women want enormococks and lots of women think men want barbie doll women. We are prob all at least 70% wrong on both of those scores

[FairMidden]

DP is in, and says "the thing is, it's tits". Apparently it doesn't matter a jot. Swing low and be happy!

[muggglewump]

Oh but you need to fancy the body too I think.
I fancied my last BF and he was a bit chubby, my height (I'm 5'2) and didn't have a huge one.
I wanted to strip him naked and mount him constantly!
I loved his body, I know he felt the same about me.

I wouldn't even say that I loved his body even with the imperfections, because to me (at the time) he had no imperfections, he had a body that I loved and wanted to touch and lick and suck and fuck and I loved every part of him.

Sorry if that's too frank but it's how I felt.

Surely others feel this too?

[ratherplump]

I am single again after many years due to a bereavement, I am thinking in general terms about a new relationship and am so afraid of being intimate again. My boobs have also gone south, I have lost weight but that has caused my stomach to migrate south in sympathy, I have stretch marks and a Caesarean scar. I don't know how I could pluck up the courage to let anyone see me without my clothes on, but I don't want to be alone for the rest of my life, and I miss sex . I would also like to hear from anyone who has overcome all this without giving up and becoming celibate or resorting to surgery.

[wickerman]

off to read improving books now, but mugglewump agree totally
am not quite ready to renounce the pleasures of the flesh for a more spiritual
thing
I love bodies
I want mine to be loved
souls are good too as are minds, senses of humour, and compatible ethical frameworks
but bodies matter I think in SEX

[FigmentOfYourImagination]

Actually girlies we needn't be so flippin hung up on this stuff.

There is a BIG market for 'real wives' type porn. There are men who actively seek out pornographic material which doesn't feature hairless, flawless, pouting and perfect 20 year olds. Sorry to drag it back to porn again, but the fact that it is a big part of the market means that consumers (mainly men, lets be honest) want to see it. Lots and lots of men find real women (even the saggy, wobbly, stretchmarked ones) very, very sexy indeed. Hurrah !

Enjoy your Improving Books wickerman. I'm off to bed too.

Nighty night

[FigmentOfYourImagination]

The 'mind shaggers' are generally a bit disappointing in the sack too (whispering sweet nothings and making lurve in toecurlingly snortworthy poetic fashion). I don't know about you but I want a totally rabid fuck monkey who can't get enough of me.

[shared too much emoticon]

[FigmentOfYourImagination]

(oh god please don't let the thread die with my rabid fuck monkey post as the final nail in the coffin)

[hellymelly]

I remember reading something written by a man where he was saying if only women realised that men are just so grateful that a woman has taken her bra off and is there naked that they never even notice all the "faults" we are supposed to have. My dh is still very complimentary about my norks but they can reduce me to tears,they were an uber-perky 30E and now they are a somewhat sadder looking 30G as I am still bf.I know when I stop they will look like they do after my baba has been guzzling all night,rather crepey and deflated and flat,like a pair of pittas
I feel your pain at the loss of your lovely chest,but I do think any bloke will just be really delighted that he can see a pair of breasts.

[TheMitsubishiWarrioress]

Fake confidence and self belief, walk with your head high and a twinkle in your eye...

You KNOW you are gorgeous (it works if you say it often enough) and anyone who doesn't appreciate the fact can morn what he is missing out on.

Failing that get a nipple pierced!! Lol,

I was NEVER self conscious about having a somewhat pre-pubescent chest until some unkind comments made me so. So in a fit of pique, I had a nipple pierced and now I love them again and would happily flaunt them proudly...should the opportunity ever arise again.

Other side may be adorned with a cheeky little tattoo sometime soon. It makes me giggle just knowing I had it done and nobody (apart from anyone reading this lol) really knows.

Oh and I am with you FOYI, have had my mind royally messed up screwed one way or another but it doesn't make parts tingle that a good fucking session of the jollies does...

[also shared too much emoticon]

but it is late, I am tired and I can always regret this in the morning lol.

[hellymelly]

I asked my dh and he says this "tell her to take her bra off as soon as possible-in fact tell her not to even wear a bra,the sooner the better as far as access is concerned" and then he went to bed muttering "if only one of those options were open to me".as he knows the only person getting close to my breasts tonight is 24m old and hungry.

[AnyFucker]

blimey, there seems to be a few ovulating ladies around at the moment

[Supercherry]

To answer your question 'Do men care....?', well I would say the majority of them wont care or even notice. Men like boobs- fact.

Mine are small and saggy but my DP is nice about them. My ex, who was a nasty bastard, even he was nice about them. I have always wanted implants (planning on waiting until my family is complete and have finished breastfeeding) but most men prefer natural boobs. Surely the huge majority of woman over a certain age have sagging breasts?

Confidence is the biggest turn on so either start to genuinely love your norks or fake it.

P.S. Wish I could take my own advice.

[TheMitsubishiWarrioress]

Rofl, oh the joys of being nearly 40!!!!.......

Actually..cut to the chase and go commando,

[stuffitlllama]

lolol

surely not a problem appearance wise if you are turned on and up and at em?

ibid: the ice idea if you are not

[wickerman]

figment i think i love you
have you had the same life as me
i am so with you on the cringe inducing poetry

don't talk about my champagne eyes or quote RUMI at me just FUCK me innit

helly yes mine were a pneumatic 34G now a much more pitta esque 34E. I am good at cavorting in my bra, I must learn to cavort without it.

[stuffitlllama]

or

get one of those weird supposedly sexy bras that aren't supposed to come off