So I am in my late 30s with two kids. I am separated and in some need of a good seeing to.
My issue is this. Norks.
I breastfed for two years each, as well as a stay in hospital using a massive, farm stylee milking machine. My once fabulous high enormous norks are now deflated, sorry and flaccid.
I can pass muster in a bra, but, oh, my, once it's off, I fear I may cause the most jaunty of erections to subside.
DO men care as much as we do about the droopiness of our norks? Is it better to jauntily discard one's bra and say nothing? To forewarn? Or to keep one's bra on until things are on a firm footing as it were?
I would welcome comments from men as well as women who have surmounted this issue without either surgery or resignation to a life of celibacy.
CHEERS IA
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A frank word about norks. If there were a sex/body image topic I would post there.
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wickerman · 11/05/2009 21:29
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