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Do All Men Love and Need Blow-jobs?

92 replies

babypoo · 08/11/2008 22:41

?

Well do they? Seems to me like they do.

Toughdaddy will be along in a moment with a considered answer lifted straight from the online edition of the sydney morning herald....

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Ivvvvyygootscaaared444 · 08/11/2008 22:42

yes and yes

Ivvvvyygootscaaared444 · 08/11/2008 22:42

simple plasures please simple minds

mrsmaidamess · 08/11/2008 22:42

Love, yes. Need? No.

Ewe · 08/11/2008 22:43

No, I don't think so, MOST men but not all.

My partner isn't terribly bothered about them, he doesn't turn them down but it's not top of his sexual fun list!

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babypoo · 08/11/2008 22:46

Exactly. They all do. They are so damn predictable. They love their love-lollies. They want us to lick and love their love-lollies while they imagine it's Fanjolina Pitt doing it to them.

Meanwhile we have to imagine they are Brad Pitt and their love lollies are actually toffee apples. Otherwise we'd go mad.

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yama · 08/11/2008 22:46

Err no - not when he can have sex.

Flamesparrow · 08/11/2008 22:46

Love yes. Need no.

beanieb · 08/11/2008 22:47

Define 'need'

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babypoo · 08/11/2008 22:48

Oh.

Well, I still think they do really anyway. Some are just upfront about it, others a bit hang-back. They all love blow-jobs though. Honestly.

(Why is it called a 'blow' job anyway?? Maybe this is where I have been going wrong... )

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TheCrackFox · 08/11/2008 22:52

yes and yes.

themildmanneredsnotmonster · 08/11/2008 22:54

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cheesesarnie · 08/11/2008 22:55

im vegetarian .i dont do blow jobs.he can like it or lump it

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babypoo · 08/11/2008 22:56

More yesses so far. Interesting. Men are sly about blow-jobs. They are the be all and end all for them I think...be it before, during or even after full sex.
god, sorry this is a bit graphic.

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SquidgyBrain · 08/11/2008 23:06

my other half doesnt really care for them! :S

maybe I am doing it wrong :S

pumpkinpumpkin · 08/11/2008 23:07

must treat dh, been ages and ages poor thing

forgotten how

ToughDaddy · 08/11/2008 23:08

I feel as though I am being set up by babypoo here. I really am no expert.

TrillianA · 08/11/2008 23:11

Love, yes. Need, no.

DP refuses to be quoted (shoudn't have asked, should have just written it)

kormachameleon · 08/11/2008 23:12

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LadyBabo · 08/11/2008 23:16

vanilla / chocolate / strawberry mini milk (delete as applicable)

lol

TrillianA · 08/11/2008 23:16

second that eww

LadyBabo · 08/11/2008 23:17

then again I don't reckon many blokes will like their penises being referred to as 'mini' anythings

oops

themildmanneredsnotmonster · 08/11/2008 23:21

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DaDaDa · 08/11/2008 23:23

Well... erm... they are nice yes. Don't know about 'need'.

We need some kind of sexual release/relationship, or at least most of us do. Just like most women. There's really not that much difference you know.

SammyK · 08/11/2008 23:23

Love - yes, need - if DP were here he would undoubtedly say yes.

Bluergh!

cheesesarnie · 08/11/2008 23:24

ewww just seen 'love-lollies' ewwwwww