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There We Are Then - part 5. Dickswinging with a cocktail sausage continues 🤣

282 replies

mummy917 · 14/10/2026 16:01

Follow on from the last thread xx

OP posts:
Zebracat · 27/10/2026 18:22

I definitely want the tshirt. Cocktail sausages start raw but are transformed in the cooking. I don’t like sausages, but I like Nigellas.

GordanoServices · 27/10/2026 18:25

Lifecircle · 27/10/2026 17:48

Can you divert to middleish of the country? 😜

Can you imagine the convoy of coaches?

StrandedStarfish · 27/10/2026 18:47

I live in the east end of Newcastle. I’m there.

PyongyangKipperbang · 27/10/2026 19:41

mummy917 · 27/10/2026 18:19

I love the t shirt idea with “what do you think?” on it 🤣🤣🤣

Happy to make the shirt!

Cyclingmummy1 · 27/10/2026 20:07

StrandedStarfish · 27/10/2026 18:47

I live in the east end of Newcastle. I’m there.

I will laugh so much if twatoo turns out to be someone one of us knows.

TheBoolahBus · 27/10/2026 20:10

Opheliamay · 27/10/2026 10:55

I wonder if it’s ever happened before - a Mumsnet divorce party?! I’d honestly book a train and come drink champagne and take joy in eating lots of tiny cocktail sausages.

There was a long time ago , a poster who lived in Jersey or Guernsey and everyone had a big meet up in Southampton as far as I can remember

Tilluna · 27/10/2026 20:13

How about an I Will Survive t-shirt?
e.g.
Flirting
Cheeky messages
Savage x Fenty lingerie
A home in your taste
Proportionate furniture (bed, tv)
Star fishing
Independent decisions
No more negging

dobedowaaaa · 27/10/2026 20:39

Lifecircle · 27/10/2026 17:48

Can you divert to middleish of the country? 😜

We’ll pick you up on the way!

mummy917 · 27/10/2026 21:16

Hahahaha I would actually laugh so hard if someone on here knew him 🤣

OP posts:
WhatsItAllForAnyway · 27/10/2026 21:47

mummy917 · 27/10/2026 21:16

Hahahaha I would actually laugh so hard if someone on here knew him 🤣

Odds are actually pretty good. It's a small world.

Prycejosh1987 · 27/10/2026 21:48

Cocktails are awesome.

StrandedStarfish · 27/10/2026 21:48

I can befriend his mother

Cyclingmummy1 · 27/10/2026 21:51

WhatsItAllForAnyway · 27/10/2026 21:47

Odds are actually pretty good. It's a small world.

The north east is a particularly small world.

@mummy917 Are we talking north or south of the Tyne? East or west of the city?

Daftapath · 27/10/2026 22:05

Years ago we used to have a MN Christmas party meet up every year.

PinkEasterbunny · 28/10/2026 08:43

Hahahaha I would actually laugh so hard if someone on here knew him

Or is now going out with him ....... !!!

BIWI · 28/10/2026 08:55

Daftapath · 27/10/2026 22:05

Years ago we used to have a MN Christmas party meet up every year.

Edited

Yes - MN is a very different world these days.

I found my badge recently, that I wore at one of the meet-ups!

PetulaGordeno · 28/10/2026 09:48

I feel there could be a There We Are Then podcast here. First ep - half a tattoo. Second - the broken wardrobe.
And if OP has a Newcastle accent that’s a winner for starters.
OP’s mum could do a guest spot, she’d be a tremendous talent insert.

Daftapath · 28/10/2026 10:17

BIWI · 28/10/2026 08:55

Yes - MN is a very different world these days.

I found my badge recently, that I wore at one of the meet-ups!

Those were the days …

Trying to remember who made the badges.

Hattermadness · 28/10/2026 10:42

Cyclingmummy1 · 27/10/2026 20:07

I will laugh so much if twatoo turns out to be someone one of us knows.

I'm in the west end area so there's a good chance I think!

GrumpyButOk · 28/10/2026 13:50

@Daftapath pin the cocktail sausage on the twattoo!
😂

Down in the Southeast, so will have to attend in spirit.

Would also be happy with a "There We Are Then" t-shirt. Also, the music should include at least one rendition of that brilliant song.

Silvers11 · 02/11/2026 11:03

mummy917 · 27/10/2026 13:47

When it is organised, I will share where we will be starting the night at 😊

Great! I'm north of the border, but Newcastle is very do-able, especially by train!!

PinkPanther50 · 04/11/2026 22:08

Ok it’s 200+ miles and a 6 hour drive but I’m in! I’ve always wanted to visit Newcastle so this might be the time 😄

DuckbilledSplatterPuff · 05/11/2026 00:18

I'm looking at google maps 😃

Dery · 05/11/2026 08:40

This sounds terrific. Wishing you the best party ever, OP and MN contingent. Should be amazing.

OlderGlaswegianLivingInDevon · Yesterday 12:23

@mummy917

I believe part 1 of your divorce is very soon, I hope you have all your ducks in a row and they are quacking loudly.

xx ((( ))) and unMumsNetty hugs