There We Are Then - part 5. Dickswinging with a cocktail sausage continues 🤣

[mummy917]

Follow on from the last thread xx

I've always wondered if the recipe for Nigella's sticky cocktail sausages is meant to use raw or pre-cooked sausages?

Can we arrange a party coach up from the South?

Blummin’ love this thread💕💕💕

Ooooh they do direct trains up to Newcastle from here - I'll bring the white wine!

My coctails are supposedly legendary according to my adult kids and their friends.
They are simple but yummy.

Brown the sausages in a pan and mix up equal parts of sweet chilli sauce, soy and mustard in a jar. Give it a good shake and throw it in on top.
Let it bubble for a bit and they are done.

You could baked them in a tray too.
Very morish.

I'm on my way!

I wonder if it’s ever happened before - a Mumsnet divorce party?! I’d honestly book a train and come drink champagne and take joy in eating lots of tiny cocktail sausages.

My DH grew up in Newcastle, but it's changed a lot since then. Too far for me, but I'll be cheering you on from wet Wales.

If it hasn’t been done before then we should make it the first one ever! Honestly it will be so much fun!

I'm in you are about 6 miles away from me 😁

When it is organised, I will share where we will be starting the night at 😊

Genius!! We’ll be smashed before we hit the M1!

Pin the tail on the twat … or maybe pin the cocktail sausage on the twattoo! 😆😆

Well, I'm obviously too far to attend, but I'll be raising a glass (make that glasses) and toasting your escape, and your 'victory' over Twatoo!

Nearly spat my coffee out at that one.....

Actually we could have a load of party games - musical mattresses, the dressing up game where you have to provide enough clothes to dress your DC on your own time, and a "treasure hunt" to find childcare for your tattoo appointment...

As long as you make a stop in the Midlands!

Hahaha I am loving all of these ideas 🤣 honestly, I will give you all plenty of notice and if anyone can make it, then they’re more than welcome! 🥳

These party game ideas are genius 😂 - @mummy917 please incorporate some of them into your party 🤣

Another party game idea - wardrobe moving. Stairs optional 😂

Ooh great op I have always wanted to go to Newcastle 😂

Can you divert to middleish of the country? 😜

Twatish excuse bingo!

My car broke down.
I have to pick my friend up.
But I would do it for you.
I can’t afford it.
You must be earning well on bank shifts.
You’re controlling.
One day I will tell the kids…..
Please feel free to add.
Bingo prize for a full house;
A couture T-shirt signed by OP’s mum with ‘What do you think?’ printed.

I love the t shirt idea with “what do you think?” on it 🤣🤣🤣